It's a beautiful night

2011-07-08T22:34:00.004+08:00

GOODBYE BITCHES.
Tumblr will still be updated so:
1) Stalk it out
2) Don't bother
3) Hate me forever
4) Don't bother and hate me forever

CUZ I DON'T GIVE A DAMN YOZ. My apologies dearies my mental state is currently unstable and I feel like running a bulldozer over a certain someone. Not gonna say who later you all gossip gossip don't think I dunno ah ah ah I slap you then you know.

See I warned you. Alright bye don't miss wheeez. O that rhymed alright bye.

P/S Er yeah I'll stop updating this blog if you didn't already get the idea la ok bye.

psb: BLOG LAH
BLOGGED MY LAST POST HAHAHAHAHA LOUSY ok.

-: that was fun. hahaha wtpiang i just wasted ten mins on your blog. you won't evr guess who i am ;)
Wa damn random leh haha

-: reply all or ignore all?
Reply all

-: sleeping or eating
Sleeping

-: pink panther or tom and jerry?
Pink Panther

-: text or call?
Call. Sarcasm transfers perfectly this way.

-: TV or laptop?
TV

-: Darryn or Louis?
Who is Darryn? Lol

-: Vernetta or Isabelle?
I don't rank my friends tyvm

-: 2C or 3B?
3B

-: shoes or bags?
Equal disinterest haha

-: smiling or grinning?
Grinning

-: justin bieber or rebecca black?
Justin

-: spongebob or patrick?
PATRICK

-: loving son or loving father?
I don't get this... Loving son = filial right? Then yep.

-: dancing guys or sporty guys?
Sporty guys

-: blogspot or tumblr?
Tumblr

-: long-lasting r'ship or hook up?
Long-lasting relationship

-: math or sciences?
Math

-: cute nerd or buff lord?
So extreme! Buff lord.

-: chinese or english?
English

-: air con or out in the sun?
Out in the sun

-: macs or kfc?
I really really really love both

-: bus rides or train rides?
Looooong bus rides

-: popular friends or simple friends?
SIMPLE FRIENDS PLZ.

hi: BLOG JASMINE BLOG
HAHAHA ANOTHER LOUSY ONE THIS IS MY LAST POST.

?: ey really la.......
Huh?

cheogn shi min: .___.
Lolz

Mu Rong:): shyt*
Mu Rong:): OK XAVIER IS CUTE ****.
I know right know right know right dimples!!@!#@

anonymous: i think stella prettier, just saying
Haha everyone has their own opinions la

This. Is really the end.

2011-06-07T16:23:00.016+08:00

SEE I KNEW IT. Saw this at 0730 and found myself literally prancing to Bedok. Reached Macs @ 8 and stoned there till 12 doing homework. HELLO YES HOMEWORK. Saw Hasif and his VS friend there and he's so much taller than me now z. Finished 2 articles and functions worksheet and my brain felt freaking sizzled. Then @ 1130 there was this rapping sound on the glass window next to me and I was thinking that it was some lame bird biting the glass only till I looked up and saw

SHIMIN. Hahaha okay I know that ^ wasn't necessary but this unglam is too pear-ish to resist. Anyway. Felicia was there too so I went to the entrance to officially welcome them into Macs and they came to my table to eat their lunch. Which reminds me I didn't have lunch that day. HOOHOO!!!!! (Lolshiat Xiaohua's craziness is osmosising through youtube) And after that my concentration disappeared like BAM.

But it was alright cuz I was left with 跨越百年的美丽 to read that day. Which reminds me. I've only read up to second page which contains like, 2 pictures and 2 sentences. FML.

Shimin had to leave earlier cuz her shift started at 12 so Felicia and I stayed on to eat and do homework, RESPECTIVELY. Left Macs @ 12 and reached the centre 10 minutes early hoohoo!! (Shit la Xiyu later people think I act cute)

Work 060611
Brought the P1s to Zany and rotted there with Deb & Felicia. So apparently they were supposed to complete this "My Favourite _______ is _____" worksheet and there was this field behind 'My Favourite Adult is". Yi Hang wrote my name down at first but then annoying Felicia went to seduce him until he changed it to her name. Cheh.

AHA I see Tan Jun Wee staring @ me~~
OMFG GAY MAX LOL
NXMJUKBUYEWBC NUYCB
Xavier (!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*) and Jing Hao (.)

Wrong. That looks so wrong.

Heeeee anyway started feeling unwell during teabreak and my head was hurting like asdfghjkl. Swopped places and Eleanor and went for the boys' soccer training. The helllll, Zi Yang is damn good. Ok la abit act cool but still~~~ So in the end the older ones all got into the team and their match is next tuesday @ i-forgot-where-but-it-should-be-around-the-HQ-area. I wanna go see (& laugh) man.

That's Zi Yang @ the goal post and that's Mr Lim. The man who taught us every we know about sex and sexually transmitted diseases to date + a leeeetle bit of English&Maths&Science.

Left the centre @ 6 when Aunt & Uncle came to fetch. The back of my head was hurting like mad and I was aching e v e r y w h e r e . The moment I reached Nai's place I flopped onto Aunt's bed and slept like a pig. Felt the stupid hot and cold feeling you get when you're ill and there was this lump in my throat which makes it hurt whenever I swallow. Had dinner after being shouted at for ten million times by Jaren. Babies.

Slept @ 2030 and woke up @0630 today. Was supposed to go for training but didn't cuz I felt too sick. Quickly texted Wen Qi and went back to rest. Feeling better now phew. Alrighto byes.

h: ahahaha ur the weird one. GUESS WHO. X)
Lol I don't know there are many people as weird as you bai.

?: omg ur boyfren frm victoria schl?
YAAA & we're getting married next month.

deborah: p/s: i am going t upload the photo in my camera on fb now <:
deborah: HOI JASMINE MAK . i knw i very sexy but, can you post a less sexy photo ? T_T HAHAHHA
Hi Zoozoo!!! Siao eh you sexy I what?!?! Don't worry I'll try to take sexier photos ok~

.: ROFL
Uhhhh what??

2011-06-03T20:35:00.010+08:00

Work on 020611

Stepped into the child care and the first thing I saw was Bin Ru writing lines as punishment lolol. Sad life kids have these days. 400 lines leh mind you! Went closer and saw that he was up to his 279th line and guess what each line said.

"I will not climb onto the whiteboard."

LIKE HOW IN THE- Okay nevermind that guy has his way around everything.

Took the P2s to the playground with Deborah and she told me about her love life and flings and stuff "I told myself I won't ever date a basketballer again... but in the end all were basketballers." The whole thing was so dramatic and exciting that I told a kid who interrupted us to shut up. Okay la sorry En Xin. Talked about people we know... It's a big bunch yknow, considering we're in diff schools. Found out dirty little secrets about people who I always thought were as pure as... i don't know, distilled water? Whoops nerd mode unintentionally activated.

... Eh wait you dunno who Deborah ah?? Chiobu lah dey I show you.

Mm I'm safe for now since she won't be able to see this... yet. Hopefully her computer never gets fixed. Sexy not???

Work on 030611 (which is er, today)

Reached 5 minutes late but heng pay wasn't docked. Sometimes I love Mdm Lee so much. Jing Hao started the damn 'Jasmine drinking Jasmine Green Tea!!!!!' thing. Ugh irritating shiat I wonder why Deborah thinks he's cute. Lessons @ Zany with the P2s and Shi Han cried because he couldn't sit on the huge elegant wooden chair (WHICH IS STILL A FREAKING CHAIR) he wanted. ++ Jing Hao didn't want to give up the huge elegant wooden chair (WHICH IS STILL A FREAKING CHAIR) he was sitting on so everyone was getting annoyed. Work's tiresome sometimes la.

YORICK'S AND HIS SMEXY ORGASM FACE WOOHOO. Ey yeah Deborah abducted my phone to take photos.
Then he got hornier
... and hornier. Shall spare y'all the details man.
Oh yesssss,

Deb: Chun Xiang! 你再玩，我跟你的 ah ma 讲 ah!
CX: 不是我的 ah ma! 是我的妈妈!!!

LMAO.
Anyway spent 4 - 6 @ the soccer enclosure watching the boys train for soccer interbranch. Er nope, guys as in those primary 2/3 type. Got treated like some Yati cuz they kept intentionally kicking the ball out of the court and ordering me to go pick it up. &Evan kept telling Jethro to say he hates me lolol, knowing I have a soft spot for him. Lame, I know. DOESN'T MEAN MY HEART DIDN'T BREAK. ): Loljk. That annoying orange also kept talking about my fb profile picture in front of everybody.

Oh yeah and since there were a few guys @ the other goal post acting cool and stuff, Mr Lim asked if they wanted to play with our boys and they agreed. The whole game became a 3-men show and taking our boys' noobness into account, the 3 men didn't include any of them. So ya basically they were watching the ball fly here and there and here and there and occasionally Jethro would try to intercept a ball but fail. This continued till James Ong heroically kicked the ball a freaking 3 storeys high into the neighbouring school. Kids can be so amazing sometimes.

Yada yada they got their ball back and we started walking back to the child care. Evan stuffed his waterbottle and umbrella into my arms and walked away and the other 7 of them did the same. I think I died on the journey back. Then suddenly when we were road away from the child care everybody started to snatch their stuff back and I was thinking oh goodness gracious how sweet this kids are till Jin Hui told me that it was cuz Mdm Tham would give them lines if she saw them torturing me. Cunning max la these small people.

Can't believe I survived 4 days but who cares cuz

TODAY WAS PAYDAYAYAY

Frickin' meagre amount tho ): BUT IT'S ALRIGHT IT'S THE LAST DAY OF WORK... Which reminds me. I still have to fill in for Shermaine on Monday. Kill me roast me. Oh well I need $$$ anyway.

Oh freak I've not bathed yet. Movie marathon @ Xiyu's place tomorrow with babas I KANNOT WAIT. Smore is POTC. Captain Jack Sparrow~~

P/S Xavier went to M'sia to celebrate his birthday which explains why there isn't any mention of him ):

anonymous: who u think prettiest in ur level?
Stella Ng/Jalyn I guess.

h: aiyaaaa just blog leyh
h: urhur sry i'm just tryin' 2 start every tag w/ h
h: er reputation is not v good actually
h: aha lol at psb talking abt Jamie below
h: oi i stalk ur blog nvr call mi ur favorite
h: ellooooooo
H:oly freak, you are weird. Idk about her reputation, it's always been alright what.

xiyu: lol and wai all the psb so resourceful one. know jamie's private life siol.
xiyu: wai i so photogenic one. wai.
Yeah abit freaky leh, smore know all the wrong stuff lol. HAHAH hmm maybe you're born with it. Yup, that explains.

psb: Well she (Jamie) shud know that some of the guys she talk to show their conversation arund. Sux2bher
Aiya you shouldn't judge her just like that. Know her first can??

2011-05-31T20:13:00.011+08:00

Match @ Waseda Shibuya Senior High School (oh mum I'm impressed by my memory) yesterday. We had over 15 people on one team while the other side had like 8 lolol. Was alrdy panting like a dog after five minutes despite that ughhh. Girls lost quite badly while guys lost after leading for quite some time. Oh well.

Bathed during the guys match with Stella Soh and held an extremely weird conversation with her in the bathroom. Conversations with Stella are always weird. Was stuffing my shirt into my shorts on the way out of the restroom when this Jap student walked past. AND HE SNORTED WHAT THE. (Er no Wen Qi, -10000) Hellooo can't blame me for being too glamorous right.

Anyway we ran like aunties to their canteen and bought the oreo pudding thing which is freaking cheap (@ 1.50$) and nice. Wen Qi bought like 15 cups. Loljk only 2. It's the taste of heaven I tell you. Practically chanted this after every mouth of the pudding.

Squished ourselves onto the chartered bus to Paya Lebar station. Wen Qi was being very normal by cleaning every single used spoon from the pudding stall and packing them home to use. Nope, not weird. Nup. OH YA OH YA Aless told me she stalks my blog and asked me why I never update you know. MY NEW FAVOURITE JUNIOR. Shizzz I just realised every single junior HAS been my favourite junior. Nvm Aless be honoured nevertheless. Talked about all Yi Xuan's ex-es and Aless's current... Oh and how much I love Darren.

Speaking of which I kinda miss him. Imagine you have this bullfrog which croaks every second of the day and suddenly it dies, YOU'LL FEEL SAD RIGHT ): Wait let's not insult the bullfrog. Poor thing.

Team Dinner @ Toby's
Stella and Cady went to pee. How very strange, we look sane.
Stupid idiot intentionally changed her mind in the end and fed Rennie instead of me
But then she couldn't resist me so yeah. It's alright really, I get that alot.
Really sorry Xiyu, you look constipated in EVERY photo.
Highlight of the day: Xiyu spent 2$ for this kid roller coaster ride which we spent half the time squishing in.

Ok tag replies and I'm off to sleep. Damnnmnmnjnmn shaghghghggdzxc.

-: oh my god lyk finally -_-
Errr ok!

psb: BLOG.
DONE.

psb: why is jamie so *****y? flirt w/ so many seniors then act like v pure
Hey there do shut up cuz I don't know of any jamies who are flirty and we all know how she's like so get your facts right
Anon: what ur tumblr
freezebras.tumblr.com

-: OMG YOU FINALY DRESS UP DECENTLY. I like the top you wear to CS concert!
-: e same??? Help!
-: hi :) i have this rlly rlly great guy friend && i think i like him. Romantic relationship or stay th
1. You mean I always don't dress decently?!? 2. If I were you, I'd rather things stay the same. Depends on whether he's interested also (:

psb: tag replies tag replies tag replies JASMINE
done done done PSB

anonymousss: what do u think of alyssa from eds?
Eyy I don't really care since I don't really know her. You asked the wrong person haha (:

psb: EHH BLOG!
DONEEE (:

shiying: YES AWESOME CODENAMES :D
Hey I've got one for you!! Black sheep.

Vernetta: BUT FRIDAY WAS FUN W YOU HUBBY <3<3 IM GLAD U AND DARREN ARE DIVORCED
Vernetta: why wre you flipping on your bed wondering how to handle awkward situatioins!??! Vernetta: You finally updated!!!! hahahahah walau your post can die of laughter la
Vernetta: PSB ITS VERNETTA WITH A E HAHAHAHAH
Whoa that post is ancient manzzzz I shall just say I'm glad too (:

psb: abt the sentosa outing ley. Vernatta alrdy uploaded photos on facebooooook
psb: Im nt the same psb as the one below hehheh. I love reading your blog!!!!!!!!!! So post more ok? Post
Posted posted!!

psb: omg u changed blogskin! or did u just tweak the codes? Naise job gurl! :)
Haha okay, you shld go see Vernetta or Jalyn's ones, nicer (:

weng: i see alot of random people out here anw hey jas mak :))
Hahahha hey weng weng wengggg

Anon: they played your blog song at project taiyo!!! you v good looking hahas
I kinda forgot what song alrdy hahaha ps :/

psb: r u going project taiyo??
Yes and went lolol I'm sorry for the super late reply ):

---: HI DO U STILL LYK WHO U LYKED?
Yeaaaah who are you

xiyu: WHAT ARE WORDS BY CHRIS MEDINA!!!!!!! woa i like
HAHAHAHA I think at the time when you tagged this the song hadn't had its 'meaning' yet ;)

psb: HU IS CALEB LEE AND Y IS HE POSTING ON UR WALL
I honestly have no idea lulz

-: HI NUMBER SIX.
HI NI HAO.

shiying: your dreams are super cool.
Ikr next time got cooler ones share with you!!

Vernetta: Goodluck tomorrow k!!! <3<3 29
Vernetta: Eh ayway change link liao hor, from tumblr back to blogspot!!!! IM BACK ON BLOGGER HAHAH
Vernetta: THANKS HAHAHAH i juz ralized the convo you put -> hahahahahha
Actually I forgot you good luck me for what hahaha. Heee okay I'll always be your blog's no. 1 airconditioner!!! Since Tan Xuan's the fan ):

:: Tagged :D nihao flat ^^
Damn you darren wong.

-: I LUV UR EYES MAN.
-: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150189662063833&set=t.1100830590&theater
Siao ah I'm so small in that photo how you see!!

Psb: Y dunwan create formspring? Ask questions there more convenient lehhhh
Dunno, don't feel like

(:: you're number 17 from dhs rite? good run tday! :)
Oh yeah thanks (:

Okay there's work again tomorrow I hope I don't zonk out. Oh yes Xavier says he likes me but he likes Deborah and I equally so dammit. She was damn anal about that zzz. Oh shit oh shit Xiyu just told me to check dhsmail now I've to log off blogger cuz I'm too lazy to open google chrome ok bye.

2011-05-31T10:17:00.029+08:00

Uhhh hi I'm back. - Awkward silence - Anyway.

Openhouse 2011
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Reached school at 0750 and stoned in canteen with team till lin lao shi came telling us to go to the indoor sports hall and get ready so we went in and stoned there instead. The Primary 6s came around 0830 and the juniors played match with them.

Bee hoon for lunch and we had a lot, A LOT of leftovers ): Oh yes I think the 3rd boy on the right side is damn adorable. Apparently he's captain of TNS team nubbad at all.

Credits to Phang,

Took them on the guided tour around the school and surprisingly they found more interest in the classrooms than anywhere else. Yes found a nice and cosy position next to #5 up there ^ WHY AM I SHORTER THAN SEOW WEN QI.
Yeaaaah that's him looking like the statue of liberty. Credits Crystal? Omfg alliteration.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ok sorry.

P/S I know it's weird writing a P/S for a section of a blog post but P/S I LOVE YOU MILO VAN FOR THE FREE MILO.

Macbeth play + XBOX Kinect madness @ Ying Wei's
190511
Read Vernetta's post!!

EDSNIGHT 2011
300411
Mama Luigi! Mama <3s you.
@East Point Mall, Simei

CS: The Rhapsody of Spring
140511
HAHAHAHAHAHA. For people who know, you know. For people who don't know, LOUSY.

Hey look who are these people?

THAT was tedious. Anyway work's starting in one hour so I've to leave in ten minutes. Argh I feel like sleeping alrdy. Think I'm going to give mugging session this week with Nata & Shingz a miss ): Oh wellzzz $$ makes the world go round. Shall reply my looooooooooong overdue tags and blog about yesterday's match + dinner with seniors @ Toby's when I come back :D (Toby as in the restaurant, not the person) Hooray blogging bug is backzxczxc bye.

P/S Er yeah I changed blogskin if you didn't alrdy see.

2011-04-26T21:36:00.005+08:00

^ I love those rides. It's like the chains can break anytime or you might just slip out of your seat and drop to your death. That's just awesome isn't it.

Life's been exciting thanks to our cough matchmaking cough plans. (: Anyway went out to mug with Xiyu and Jamie last Saturday. Okay la mugging is the surface reason WE ALL KNOW WHAT WE DID OK. Met at Kallang Macs and mugged a little. Then dear Jamie wanted to go Katong Mall to erm, shop for auntie clothing so yaaa we went there. Xiyu went to say hi to her aunt at the bubble tea shop and we bought stuff. Walked around the building while waiting for our stuff to be cooked. Oh gosh the building's architecture was freaking guai lan I tell you. It's like they have three lifts at different locations and all three lifts lead to different places. So if you take a lift to the right floor but the wrong place you have to take it down to the first floor and then find the bloody correct lift. Ok I can totally imagine the HUH look on your faces lolol.

Finally, finally found the freaking tuition centre. Xiyu and I started groping the handle like it was some buddha belly. Is it buddha? Cuz Money and Kilo would have touched them before. AND GUESS WHAT WHEN WE TURNED AROUND THIS MAID WAS STARING AT US LOL. (You know Katong Mall a lot of maid agency). Opened the door and went in the bloody hell the first thing we saw was a classroom full of, okay maybe a few nerds staring back at us in the WHAT ARE YOU DOING I TELL MY MUMMY THEN YOU KNOW look. We literally stoned there for 3 seconds before realising what was happening and chionged out the door. Like hellooo I expected a super neat and organised information counter with classrooms at the side and they give us this.

Went back downstairs and Money called saying he left already so Rudolf was kinda sad. HAHA sorry I couldn't think of any other code names ): Slacked around and talked and talked and talked and walked to Parkway. Left for home around 2.

There's ACE test on Thursday so someone kill me now. No that'll have to wait till Rudolf and Money get married and have babies named Jasmine and Dora. And maybe another 10 named Sally 1, Sally 2 and so on. That'll be quite cool. Hehehehe speak of the devil someone just signed in. Okay I really don't know what else to talk about.

Oh yesss went home with Xiyu today and had gong cha @ Bedok Point. The whole journey there we were discussing how to match $ and O together. Erm Xiyu in case you don't know, $ stands for money and O represents a duper humongous pimple. Hmm maybe one that someone'd have on his chest. OH YA xiyu said that if you're deep in a conversation with someone while walking, after a while your foot steps will be in synchro with the person you know!! Am I the only person who finds this cool why is everybody lol-ok-ing me. Anyway we started observing and got really freaked out. Had more fun on the way to her house and Xi Kai was running around half-naked.

Xiyu's mum: Xi Kai 穿你的衣服！

Jasmine: 不要紧啦，看惯了

Xiyu's mum: Huh?!?!

I was talking about James doing the same thing at home but she was thinking........ otherwise. Left at 7.15. Okay nothing else to talk about already bye I know my tag replies are like... expired since ten zillion years ago next time k lol.

2011-04-24T12:35:00.040+08:00

Good Friday @ Sentosa with Brian Darren Daryl Estella Jonathan Louis Maverick Raphael Reena Shiying Timothy Vernetta Wesley in alphabetical order so as not to shang gan qing. You know I know ;D Met Darren and Louis at Pasir Ris mrt then waited for Vernetta and Jonathan. Trained to Outram Park and Reena got on at Tampines. Met Estella Shiying Raphael and Timothy at Harbourfront then walked around in circles then back to Harbourfront to meet Brian and Wesley. Monorailed over to Sentosa and took the cool bus thingy to Tanjong Beach.

Vernetta Reena and I were sitting directly opposite Raphael and Jonathan on the bus. All was well till Raphael suddenly went "Eh look I can form a sentence with their names. Jasmine Black Tea with Nata." And the whole bus burst out laughing. It just so happened that we were sitting in the right order from left to right.

Timothy (on the phone): There are 3 beaches (bitches) here-

Everyone turns and stares. Raphael makes his usual redundant comments.

Timothy: ... Palawan Beach Siloso Beach and Tanjong Beach. We are at Tanjong Beach.

Then we got down and started walking to Tanjong Beach.
Timothy and Louis drew the line for our frisbee court...

Got bored of frisbee so went down to submerge. Totally reminded me of us in year 1 D': Then the guys stripped and swam while Darren was being a bitch by sanding us. Maverick and Brian couldn't go down cuz they didn't bring extra underwear LOL. We spent half the time there giving suggestions and no I'll spare you the details.

Nata and Shingz.
Oh man this looks like shit but it's the only photo of us together alone hehehe

<3
Oh yeah we kept teasing Raphael about his cleavage LOL. Smore he was wearing a v neck tee that day. It was funny till they directed their attention to me.
SUMPA.

After that we monorailed back to Harbourfront for lunch. Played concentration and other weird stuff on the table and George kept messing up hahaha. "...12 12 5 5" "Huh??? Oh." Played the number game and the unlucky one had to drink a sip from this mixture of chilli ketchup coke and this tissue-paper-used-to-wipe-the-table. Reena came up with the recipe lolol.

After lunch we went up to the open space to ... play. Lol I'm sorry for my lack of vocabulary. Truth or dare at first, and everybody was truthing so we changed it to dare or double dare. Which might as well have been just Double Dare since everybody was double daring. During Truth Or Dare, Raphael kept "Who do you like better, A or B?" or stuff like that when A and B were people present LOLOL. It was funny nevertheless.

Next it was Darren's truth. "If you were to have sex with _____ where and when would it be?" After like ten years of consideration he went "On my wedding bed". Then we asked Raphael the same question with ____ being the same person lulzxc and he went "On Darren's wedding bed. Before the wedding. -Pulls very proud but serious face-"

Raphael had to piggy back Timothy.

Hold hands and skip in bliss 1,
2.
Hi Raph.
Kiss through tissue paper for five seconds
Do push up with Maverick directly underneath.
Timothy had to piggy back Reena. All of us were aww-ing throughout hehehe.
Kiss through tissue paper for five seconds again
Jonathan had to piggyback Raphael but he failed so Raphael piggybacked Jonathan instead. My life is average. Mm-lee-ah.

Left around 7 (: I don't know about them but I thought that that day went by reaaaaally fast. I think I lost 2 kgs thanks to frisbee... but gained it back after the super oily lunch lol. (Thanks for bursting my bubble, you.) So much for flipping and flopping on bed on Thursday night wondering how to handle awkward X1000 situations la zzzzzz.

Oh yes highlight of the day: I DIVORCED DARREN!!

What else is there................ Oh. Shit. There's still yesterday's stalking/mugging session with Xiyu and Jamie to blog about. I still have chinese jianbao which Kody, Jovan and Darren say it's due on Tuesday but I'm still not sure. Ah well byebye, tuition later -raises eyebrows at Wen Qi-

2011-04-22T20:53:00.016+08:00

Okay it's been another week. Anyway team dinner was plain retarded. Laughed like mad and made the whole restaurant turn and stare at us every 5 minutes, as per normal. Even though the journey there didn't start out very well................... Everything was solved by the time we got there and everybody was happy, or happy enough to act happy. Shit 'happy' doesn't look like a word anymore. Anyway I'm really sorry to you and you ok, really ): AIYA WHATEVER PHOTOS COME COME.

Lol the egg white was just being guailan. Poor mushrooms ):
Hung Hui with the soft toy from my angel who didn't want to admit who she was because she was my angel. Oh, and I :D

Everybody pushed the prawnshell-peeling job to us cuz we were the only two who knew how to peel shells LOL. At least 4 full bowls worth of shells ok!! Oh yeah Wen Qi tried and failed quite terribly HAHAHA.

Wen Qi was being a total auntie by snatching every single egg off the food travellator thingy cuz it was more worth it lolol. So it went like 'Eh Jasmine got egg!!!' And the everybody would whoop around to fight over erm, one egg.

Yay for us.
BBB'S FAVIEEEEEZXC.
Some retard suddenly pushed my shoulder down so hmmmmmm
... Then I think Ann laughed so hard she flew out of the photo. Only.
Yay for us 2.

I love this photo hehehe LOOK AT SOH JIE YI. Finished our dinner and settled our bill ($222.45 I can die) and went outside to play play. Left the place around 9.30 with Wen Qi and Yvonne.

Anyway today was day out @ Sentosa with... HAHA what the hell I don't know what to classify them as. I'll post about it soon when the Nata uploads the photos onto facebook. Okay...... bye (:

92: You have a right to be happy. Fight for it.

2011-04-14T20:39:00.003+08:00

Jasmine: Why?!?!
Estella: Why not?!?!
- Silence -
Jasmine: Eh wait I mean, why not?!?!
Estella: Why?!?!?

Ok la sorry situational joke.

A quick one before I go back to studying physics. Today's Thursday oh goodness I love Thursdays. Met Hohoho in the morning @ KFC and saw Shingz and Stella there. Left earlier cuz Hohoho had dance practice for EDS night, early in the morning oh the irony. Stoned at my seat for 5 minutes straight before realising I was in school then Xi Yu texted me and told me they were at student loungue... plus some other stuff ;) Yu know I know. Rushed over but felt bored while walking so I called her and started screaming into the phone that someone was nearby and erm she took like 2 seconds to appear HAHAHA. Walked over to the student loungue and spent like ten years persuading Jamie and Cady to go in. Cady had to study for stuff so yeah ): Got retarded and Xi Yu started throwing little balls at Wong Jun. Er I so didn't mean for the sentence to sound like that.

Was deciding whether or not to go for physics remedial after school till I met Mr Lim on the way down zzz. Went into 3E at 2.15 and saw Jun Wei and Mr Lim and nobody else lol. Revised water waves and started highing with Jun Wei about the ribena advertisement which featured two round thingys throwing pebbles into the lake. Then Guan Yu came and we had a erm, quite hard time translating stuff. He understood the topic in the end......... I think.

Left at 3.30 and met Handsomest Wong on the way and said bye to him and continued walking and he suddenly popped up and we headed over to student loungue. Seow did her usual JASMINE MAK thing and we left school. Got our shoes soaking wet while walking to the bus stop outside school and it felt squishily disgusting ugh. Got onto 158 and for the whole journey I felt like just dying. Got onto the mrt looking like someone who'd just come back from war and it felt even colder.

Shiat that wasn't quick. Goodnight (:

91: I'm tired of being tired of being tired

2011-04-13T22:27:00.005+08:00

Ni hao it's been one week since I last blogged. Was talking on the phone with a friend about... guys and girls. Know how guys are always the jerks and bastards and -list of not so nice terms goes on-. But that aside (HAHAHA Phang Shingz!!) sometimes girls become idiots without even knowing it themselves. Like helloooo my dear you know he likes you so much already you still make his life so hard for what! Talking to him for like one week straight then ignore his text for a day all of a sudden... That isn't very nice right. Okay that was totally random I wanted to make this blog post look longer. Oh ya my father was giving his friend love advice LOL. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him and told him that she didn't wanna contact him anymore... and two days later? Tadaaa one new text inbox from her. Glmax!! The poor guy's bloody confused now good luck to him hahaha. Ey that was random too but at least this looks like a decent post now.

Oh right there's physics remedial + gong han + chengyu test which isn't graded tomorrow. Fiack I don't know what I've been doing with my life recently. I need to accept the fact that I'm not and never will be the type of person people go WHOA at, Jasmine dear you belong over theeeeere, under category Average. So yep stop harbouring thoughts of crossing the line. You don't belong anywhere else. People look at you then they look past you. Nope, not worth a second glimpse.

Remember, I love every single one of you reading this sentence thank you so damn much for being in my life. Goodnight world (:

P/S HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ISABELLE LAU JIN HUI <3 Everyth is in the card and hope you like our present (:

90: Don't be defined by others. But without others, you're most probably a nobody.

2011-04-06T21:25:00.004+08:00

Hello we got into nationals top 8!

Okay bye I have nothing to post about. Oh wait I fell down during yesterday's match and scraped my right knee quite badly. It looks like there's fungus growing on it shit I'm thinking about wei wen the mushroom ok hahahaha random. Now really bye I have no mood for anything.

89: There's always someone prettier, smarter and nicer.

2011-03-31T20:53:00.008+08:00

But I'll always be me so suck it up and live with it. Alternatively, you may also opt to open the door and get your superficial arse out of my life.

Laugh out loud I sound like I'm in a problematic relationship. Anyway! Just had a nice retarded chat with Cady on the phone and basically we spilt stuff out to each other. The content was really cool trust me hahaha. Never thought I'd ever talk for more than half an hour on the phone with her so I was like WHOA when the call time was 33 minutes plus hohoho.

Match on Wednesday @ Clementi Sports Hall

The floor was so slippery that you could just loan skates and start ice skating all over the place. Yes I screwed up by the way. Oh wait I totally understand why you don't see that as a surprise. Ugh. I hate it when people pin high hopes and me and I pop that bubble, every time. The faith takes like ten billion years to built up and when it does I'll most probably let everyone down again. What is wrong with you Jasmine Mak. Well I don't know maybe you aren't working hard enough. Either that or no matter how hard you work you'll always, always be only average. II hate being average damn it. Mm great I just talked to myself. Oh shucks I'm not supposed to think so negatively. I'll just take things one step at a time and if my limit is only average then so be it, it's my best already isn't it! Oh yes I know you wouldn't be reading this la but I wanna thank you for giving me so many chances during trainings and building up my confidence. Okay I digressed alot from the topic so I'll end off light-heartedly hehehe. 明天会更好!

Yup hi idiots good luck for tomorrow (:

88: The feeling you get when your brain argues with your heart

2011-03-29T21:16:00.003+08:00

HI TEAM ALL THE BEST FOR TOMORROW I LOVE YOU ALL. Despite the fact that yall're a bunch of tongue-sticking retards half the time.

Today was a good day. I've never had such a day in a looong time actually hahaha. The only thing I have to complete tonight is some filing and i'm free to sleep. Oh yeah I had this stupid dream about Wen Qi last night. Apparently we had a cat fight and she started hitting me using this broom which freakily looked alot like the one in my classroom and I threw a can of coke at her. Wlao waste money, says Wen Qi. Then I woke up at freaking three-thirty and started worrying and fell asleep again and dreamt of Isabelle telling me that she thought I was bitchy.

Eh shit I said I was gonna do my filing and it's 9.45 now. BYE AND GOOD LUCK SEXIES :D

87: What are words when you really don't mean them when you say them?

2011-03-26T21:15:00.027+08:00

Jasmine: Is it the one with the face like-
Vernetta: She looks like shit
Jasmine: Yeah that one

Meangalz96 yo. Okay la I know it's been 2 weeks and 2 days since I last blogged. Past two weeks have been spammed with tests and training and oh yeah holidays. Which didn't even seemed like holidays cuz I had work on odd days and trainings on even days how impressive. It's feels kinda weird now without Yuhui and Ru En clinging onto me every second. Oh man my memory sucks I'll just blog about what I remember.

Vivocity with Rennie

Lunch @ Carl's Junior then walked around the mall. The place is freaking huge and my slippers split at least ten times stupid. Hello try acting seh then realising your slippers are like 2 metres behind you. Walked into Nike to look at shoes and Rennie I repeat, Rennie got fascinated by stuff.

Toys R'us next and I started chasing this boy who was zooming around on those kid-sized cars cuz he had uneven bangs. I know I don't make sense but it isn't an everyday thing to see boys with bangs that are zig-zaggedishly weird. Basically it's like bowl-cut just that the haircutter used it without knowing that the edge of the bowl was chipped.
Okay that's him. 'nything to say about his ass, Wen Qi?

Watched I'm Number Four and met Weilu at the cinema. Turned out he was watching the same movie hahaha. Eh the movie's really nice and the lead actor very handsome. But I liked the mean guy. TOO BAD SO SAD. Left the place around 7 hehehe.

Class outing

Training in the morning. Bathed then had kfc with Stella Soh then went back school to wait for Isabelle and Ying Wei. Met Vernetta Michelle Shingz Darren Weilu before that and started talking crap. Then the blacks got released and we cabbed over to ECP. Beach with the bitches then back to the pit for barbeque. Dare or double dared and laughed like mad. Got the closest I've ever had been with Shingz that day okay I shall spare you the details. Back to beach and sat in a circle and heart to heart talks yep the usual stuff la.

Sports meet(!)

Slept at 11+ the night before and woke at 5 and felt like shit. Stoned on the bed for 5 minutes thinking if I'd be able to even run 10 metres without fainting lolol. Then some wrong number called and my phone rang from outside my room and I jumped out of bed and almost killed my brother in the process. I think that pretty much warmed me up for the day so thank you to the caller.

Met Jamie Xiyu @ Paya Lebar. Jamie and I realised that we weren't supposed to wear the sports singlet straight to the sports meet HAHA. -Wen Qi cuts in and says 'Cute what. Me, not you.'- But it's okay this isn't exactly the stupidest thing we've ever done hehehe. Got out of the station and Jamie called Stella while I sat down and changed into shoes without knowing I was sitting in the middle of the road hmm.

Walked over to the stadium together and it somehow reminded me of Chingay parade O_O Walked one round on the track and said the pledge then waited 3 hours for our event to come up. Went up to the stands to find Seow Wen Qi and the others and it was cool moving in and out of the gates whenever we wanted to. Lika boss yo.

Is it just me or does everybody look like they're going through depression?

20 X 100m started at 11. Assembled on the field while the person told us what to do and what not to do. Got the baton from Bryan and passed baton to Roy. Got rather anxious when Bryan started running cuz I was worried that I would drop the damn thing or fall down flat on my erm, chest (WEN QI SHUDDUP) or that my shorts would drop. Towards the end my sleeve kept sliding off my shoulder so I must have looked like someone with a badly sprained neck.

Surprisingly once I started running all the shitty feelings started disappearing and my 100m sprint ended like that. We were leading by quite a lot thanks to all 20 of us esp Ann who increased the gap from the start. :D Got first hehehe. Went to the back of the stands to slack and everyth then got our medals. Three cheers for Dunman High. :D

Went Stella's house to bake! Camwhored with 5 of them + Ann and baked cookies that were actually edible.

Yay so glamorous. Ann rocks ttm hehehe.

Probably the normalest photo we took,

Wen Qi: Eh Jasmine Mak you put your boobs there see how!

There are one million more on facebook and I'm lazy to resize the photos so ya. Oh yeah all of us got sunburnt and there are tan lines on both sides of our shoulders. Oh well sports meet was a day well spent :D

That was long. Tag replies. (:

(:: you're number 17 from dhs rite? good run tday! :)
Yep haha thanks (:

-: JIAYOU FOR TML :D
Thanks haha :D

Passerby: Jasmine youre the unglamest little **** on earth omg
Ermmm that's not good is it lol.

+: saw u yesterday @ the staircase w a group of ppl! :D
Haha ok hi (:

Estella: Anyway @Psb since she's not replying you, yeah, she did!! :D
Estella: BLOG PLEASE AUNTY. :)
Hahaha yes yes blogged :D

Psb: so did u get selected for 20 x 100 m?? u have a cool way of running lolols (: lyk very unique
Yup LOL what? Too bad I can't see myself running while I'm running ):

Vernetta: And your note to self damn retarded can, love you hubby <3>HAHA THAT BITCH. Yes I blogged again after 16 day (Y) Love you too (fourth) wife!! :D

Oh yah to everybody in my life right now, thank you for being... er in my life? Okay end off with a smexy photo.

Goodnight (:

86: But you can't hold on to water, it fills you up but never stays

2011-03-10T15:46:00.005+08:00

8/3/11 @ SHIYING'S HOUSE

Had training in the morning with A div. Rushed over with Wen Qi to meet Phang at macs cuz that stupid woman couldn't wait to see me. Wen Qi left early so Phang and I talked like no tomorrow though we were like one hour late hehehe. Circle lined to Serangoon to find the blackies then bused over to Shiying's place. I went 'Omg is it this one is it this one?' at every time we passed by a petrol station but hey there are 3 freaking petrol stations. Reached her place and slacked in her room while stalking dhs people in her Kong Hwa yearbook. Did many stupid stuffs like getting our wedding shots taken but I had to leave at 6 oh mannn.

Okay anyway life has been sucking recently. Like, there's so much homework you can't even sleep whenever you want to!! Human rights hellooo? Have been sleeping early and then waking up at 4 plus these few mornings to do homework cuz nothing ever seems to go into my brain at night. Oh yes I managed to scrape a C for the chemistry test, the one I didn't study for cuz I spent the whole night before it bawling my eyes out. Oh that was the night of my birthday how very wonderful. Lessons... Heng Darren always has his unlimited supply of food and Vernetta always has her unlimited amount of stuff to talk about during lessons LOL. Range from bras to boys hmm okay noted you didn't needa know that.

Anyway tomorrow's the last day of school before one whole freaking week of holidays! :D I don't care life has been so sucky that I'm contented with just one week's worth of break from... everything.

Note to self: Don't need someone more than he/she needs you. Yep enough to keep me from being miserable till age 20 or so. FML *the Wong way*

ANN: hey i like your blog song! but its so emo haha :)
Haha the first one that plays? I love the lyrics hehe :D

psb: fastest runner in your cca :)!
psb: hey u participating in combined schl sports meet rite? you confirm get in one lahh your like the
Participating. LOL wth I am not, didn't do well in trials too. Thanks though (:

Estella: UPDATE AHMA.
UPDATED AH GONG.

Isabelle: HIIIIIII, update :D HAHA
HAHA updated sexy~

Vernetta: YO MAK, ignore everything k!!! Rmbr wo ai ni!!! CHEER UPPPP love you so much<3
Vernetta: To the psb: don't need so kpo we all don't know anything. go ask them yourself
LOVE YOU TOO. Thanks for being there for me woman! Yepyep

PSB: ARE WEILU AND MICHELLE TGTHR? EVERYONE'S TALKING BOUT IT!
Haha why don't you ask them!

-: Can you do a post about with pictures of all your birthday presents? :)
SOON SOON :D

passerbyyyy: luuuul ur bday like whole world know one. HAPPY BDAY!
Thanks to ESTELLA HO la -_- walk around the level announcing it. Thanks! (:

Isabelle: YO HAPPYBIRTHDAY :D
THANKSSS :D

AUDREY: Oh oh oh whats your tumblrrrrr
AUDREY: HI MAK HAPPY BIRTHDAY YAY. (:
Freezebras.tumblr.com! :D

Jovyn Yeo: why dao mi on fb? can give mi ur no.?? :)
Lol no

Anon: HAPPY EARLY BDAE!! (:
Thanks Anon (:

Estella: HEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHO.
Estella: YES I'M ANNOUNCING IT EVERYWHERE I CAN THINK OF.
Estella: JAS GUESS WHAT? IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TOMORROW HOHOHO.
:D: JASMINE UPDATEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAHA YOU BLACK THANK YOUUUU :D

85: It's been long

2011-03-06T21:18:00.005+08:00

I love you and you and you and you and you ok :D

Hi to the Whatever person on my tagboard, I deleted your tags cause it wouldn't be nice if the people involved saw that. Sorry about that la k hehe.

OKAY HI. Oh hell it's been damn long since I posted some shit in this space huuuh. I didn't even have time to post on my birthday! Apparently the week was spammed with tests and the whole damn 23rd February afternoon was spent in school mugging Chemistry!! Yay!! Oh yeah to the anon who requested for a post on my birthday presents I think you'll have to wait cause I'm being a lazy ass... so most probably by March holidays?

Heehee okay I intended to only write the 'Hi the Whatever person...' part but I started typing more than I should. AGAIN. Anyway went to Michelle's house yesterday and had loads of fun. Got them lost cause I suggested detouring to see hot guys, thinking I'd know the way back but I didn't. In the end the chiobu had to come fetch us instead hehehe. Started hypering with Vernetta and sweating like mad. I think Snowy got traumatised by my madness. Sorry Michelle ): Truth or dare and laughed and laughed and went home. Photos on facebook, oh yes Blackie created facebook!! :D She says she hates it though.

Okay I still have du hou gan to do and I'm hungry and I'M NOT MERRY... OR MARY. Stupid. Byebye! (:

84: There's a point in life when you get tired of chasing, but it's not giving up. It's realising you don't need certain people and their crap.

2011-02-22T21:09:00.006+08:00

Tumblr. Basically I reblog every little piece of shit that has nice background and chiobus. Ugh what is this boredom sucks I just sit there giving the stupid expressionless face and scroll scroll reblog reblog zzz. Ok actually I didn't know how to start this blog post so I randomly started talking about tumblr. Freezebras!! You know if you know hahaha.

Oh yeah was damn touched this morning when Yu Ping saw me and went 'Hi Jasmine your birthday tomorrow right?' I ruined the atmosphere by going 'WHOA-A' cause she kinda scared me. Okay I is randomgurl96.

This week is the busiest week of school so far and tests have been falling on everyday except my birthday which is goodbad. Oh by the way we changed seats and I moved half the classroom away from where I was and I'm sitting beside this pretty bitch called Darren Wong and omfg his math is damn good. We shared a packet of gummy today and decided to eat one per hour so it'll last us to the end of the day. Apparently we weren't able to resist the temptation and finished the damn thing like 2 hours before school ended.

Okay bye I can't log into dhsmail when I'm on blogger and I'm too lazy to open mozilla so I'll log off blogger now. Bye tag replies soon. (:

83: I don't care how we met. All that matters is that we did.

2011-02-17T21:14:00.004+08:00

... To whoever needs this yep. (: Okay whatever I bet my team mates are telling me that I'm the one who needs this the most.

Yesterday's yesterday

We were in class guessing who Vernetta liked and it ended up with me thinking really really hard who on earth the guy was and the other 5 of them who had already guessed it right face-palming with an interval of like half a second. Like seriously I was sitting there like a kuku Vernetta was literally jumping while sitting. And the best part? THEY gave up and told me. Ha ha ha.

Yesterday

Stayed back with Vernetta to wait for Xiyu. Talked alot of cock & made her guess something & we did everything possible to keep ourselves entertained from 2.15 to 4.15. Then went home with Xiyu after that and I asked the most ridiculous question in the history of ridiculous questions and I found out something disappointing but ah well I should keep my damns to myself :D

Estella: No, her boyfriend is me. Anyway HAPPY BELATED VALENTINE'S MY VALENTINE HAHAHA. Love you!! <3

Oh hi you're b(l)ack!! HAPPY BELATED VALENTINE'S (((: <3

anonymous: Hello, is your boyfriend Ngee Siang from band?
No he's a boy [SPACE] friend (:

psb: hahas u know ur blog very popular in dhs.... dun worry, its in the good way. Devil horns!!!!
Right....... Yeah very cute right!

Passerby: HAHA! Yea if im nt wrong...btw u and ur dad lyk so cute haha (: Tagged :D
Oh my god... It's called stupid. Thanks (:

Royyy: Not bad ar, ushering halfway still got ppl ask u for number and school :DD LEO~~~
Roy Lim? LOL I don't care man!! The chiobu very chio leh :D

Random person MIC.: HI MAKKKKKK I KNOW YOU LOVE KEY JUST LIKE I DO. AWWWWWW <3>
Why are you random person MIC! -Ignores Key part- Thanks!! :D

12345: Juz saw a fb photo of u laughing like mad. so cute lols : D
The profile picture? Heehee piece of unglam shit.

82: Investing your emotions in someone. That's scary.

2011-02-13T12:04:00.022+08:00

12 February: CHINGAY'11 PARADE
Everything ended yesterday ): I don't like how we're going to become merely 'hi' people whenever we walk past each other in school. Ugh I really really don't like it especially after doing so much as a team.

Did the same stuff we did on Friday and there were cosplay people and people making balloons and people performing magic and volunteers running all around giving out goodie bags and people selling headbands that shone in the dark.
Went into garage with group and played Ultimate Ninja which is a really unglam game... How unglam?

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Okay la maybe it's the people playing who're unglam. Basically you're supposed to slap other people's hands and the other person is supposed to dodge your attack then both of yall are supposed to freeze in that position no matter how unglamorous it is, till your next turn. I thought it was fun :D
Then dinner came and you know the serving is damn freaking huge so we all piled Chengkai's plate with whatever we didn't want to eat. Surprisingly he finished everything off ._. Eh with his size that's surprising okay.

Sherwin wanted 2 people to be stationed outside for ticketing so Wenning and I went. And omfg the band came booming past. So she kept her eyes peeled for her hairband guy and mine, the navy blue guy.
Yes we even took a photo. (For you my dear Seow.) They're near the top right hand corner... Navy blue and pink :D There was a pretty girl in their group but I don't think she's in this photo.
Then we got so hungry we ate crickets... Literally.

HAHA. K sorry if that photo scared you. It tasted like ikan bilis lol. The more I stared at it the grosser it got so I popped it into my mouth and tada the taste of happiness. Errr no thanks I wouldn't like it if you gave me that for every meal though. Smiley.

Then... we walked around and talked and laughed and took photos with everyone we said we would take photos with on Friday. Oh and we went to get those flower balloons which you could hang on your wrist like a bracelet... But Wenning and I gave ours both to this auntie cause she was too lazy to walk 2 metres to the booth to get hers. On the outside we were both like 'Sure sure it's okay :D' but on the inside, !@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@. But this is what chingay ushering is about isn't it? :D Then this random chiobu came along and asked me for my number lol.

Anyway! We bought headbands with horns on top. We saw the woman with the trolley full of it across the street and we got so excited we flew across. But then we realised it was 5 bucks each and we didn't bring money so we flew back to the garage and borrowed money from Sherwin the awesome. I'm only saying that cause he lent us money. When we were about to buy the thingys this nice nice woman who was nearby offered us her goodie bag coupon and we got our headbands half the original price :D
But SOMEONE very demurely broke hers and bought two more hehee.
Then we went back for ticketing and Sherwin was being very normal by grabbing his crotch and jumping around. Went to watch the performances and I liked everything... it's really nice to see everyone smiling and clapping with everyone else. :D

After everything ended we started saying 'Bye' to everyone who came down the stairs and waving and waving and waving. Then Mancini wanted the huge helium balloons so a few of us ran end to end to find them but the were either 20 storeys high heading for outer space or already owned by cute little children we couldn't bully. Ran back to find Sherwin and went for debrief and phototaking and dismissal at the tentage. Before photo taking people were pushing me to the back and being lamerzxc.
Gonna miss...

Brenda, Sherly, Chu Yang, Wenning (Left to right)

Cheng Kai, (the only photo there is of him in Wenning's cam lol ps)

Wu Yue, Mancini

Wan Xuan, (Guys please don't nosebleed, later keyboard spoil)

Mancini was being lame. Anyway couldn't find any photos of Sherwin and Chihsiong ):
Okay yay done. Tag replies next post :D

81: Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand

2011-02-12T11:50:00.003+08:00

CHINGAY'11 USHERING
It was so fun I can't find the words to describe it. Hey I just did.
Left school at 12.30 and circle lined over
Met groupmates at the tentage and we got our tags
Gossiping session with Wenning and the other seniors and Sherwin called me 'legendary'
Talked about everything under the sun till the emcee told us to shut up
Got briefed then set off the the pit building area and I was stationed outside for ticketing which was favourable cause there was a good flow of hot guys and girls out there.
Had dinner with group in the garage and I found out that Elvis from RI was Elton's brother
Basically the whole day was spent saying 'That door' and pointing and smiling like retards.
Then there were lesser people so Wenning and I talked and talked and talked and looked out for good-looking guys
Sherwin started being a pervert by looking at people's chest.
Then this band of people with drums came booming by and we started jumping in public.
The whole night passed like this and we went back in for briefing and mrted back with Seow.
Both of us were so tired we didn't have the energy to even talk
Got off at Paya Lebar and saw Wenning there again and we embarrassed ourselves again. Okay la I embarrassed her.
She got off at Tanah Merah and I stood-slept all the way to Pasir Ris
Reached home at 12.30 feeling shagzzzzz

Okay bye gotta meet Seow the siao :D

80: You have no idea what you're doing to my brain

2011-02-10T21:14:00.003+08:00

... Someone kill me or something?
Oh wait gotta tell Shingz. HA the disadvantages of not having facebook.
I'm talking cock now so bye.

79: Don't say you understand. You won't understand till you've lived 15 damn years being a loser. You don't know.

2011-02-07T21:46:00.006+08:00

Bent down just for Ying Wei ~~

Not in the best of moods bleah.
CNY celebrations today followed by some little shit in class and Vernetta bought her DSLR Bobby and we did all sorts of weird stuff and Shiying said something she shouldn't have said very very loudly and I pulled her out of the classroom so far I didn't know where I was when I stopped pulling her and we went back in when I calmed down and we got released and Vernetta Michelle Isabelle Yingwei went to watch movie while Shiying and I had to give it a skip cause of training ): and we went klp with the Babas and I got stupid with Xiyu (Like really really stupid we walked the entire 4 floors of klp while following the lines on the ground) and ate yogurt with Rennie and took shuttle bus back to school and studied with Wen Qi Rennie Cady and talked crap and went to lao yu sheng with B'div and went for training with lasted 1.5 hours (Y)
... Are you still reading this?!?!?!

Hooray. After typing and backspacing for like the millionth time, I've decided I don't wanna talk about it so...
Tag replies (:

Isabelle: Hahahaha, i love that photo of vernetta :D
HAHAHA it's supposed to be unglam but it's not. No worries I bet she loves it too! (:

SIYING: OMG MAK YOU WATCHED SHAOLIIIIIN? I WATCHING TMR YAY AND OMG NICHOLAS TSE IS DAMN HOT.<3 style="font-weight: bold;">OH OH YES YES HAHA. HE EVIL TILL VERY HOT.

Vernetta: AND I VERY CAREFREE NOW. HAHAHAHAH I NOT HIDING ANYTHING ANYMORE ^^
Vernetta: Okok la, thankssss!!! I love you for your post heheh, cya in sch!!!
Vernetta: TASTE ONE, YOU PROVE ME WRONG ): But anyway, i know my name is so kewlll~
Vernetta: EH STOP USING THAT PHOTO IS SO UNGLAM SAI ): CAN YOU PLZ CHOOSE A NICER ONE, I THOUGHT U VERY GOOD
HAHA aww I wanted to make it bigger just for you but decided not to. Ya la xinn yinng~ HAHA good for you @ the carefree part. Hehe no problemo (:
MuRong:): PLUS I NOT CHIO KTHX.
MuRong:): IM TOUCHED JASMINE MAK. LIKE YA KNOW TOUCHED TOUCHED TOUCHED. hhahaa did you cry?
Hehehe yep @ the part where the small little girl die. Like so ke lian!! *Ignores second tag*

Estella: Hi Mak psb is scary.
YES... that's if it's the same person all along O_O

psb: your hit counter is set 2 unique visitors rite? from ysd to 2day got 21 new visitors omg!!!!
Errrryep yep unique visitors but I don't think it was that much, the thingy must have gone wrong or smth

Rachel: JASMINE MAK. WHAT LOSE UR FIRST KISS TO WENQI! U LOST IT TO ME ALRD OKAY. HAHAHA
OMG NUUU. Cause this guy boo-ed her from behind and I turned around and our lips were like inches away. GET IT CLEAR MY DEAR I DO NOT GO FOR WEN QI THIS TYPE. (:
Passerby: Loooool hey I see u right now. U and ur dad so unglam lolol!
Oh my holy shit. Kia Hiang Restaurant was it? DON'T BREATHE A WORD ABOUT IT.

{H}UI ER: OMG JASMINE UR SO DUMB HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHHAHA omg I ask myself why everyday. I hope he was looking at something else in my direction if not.... SHIT.

xiyu: OH LOL YOU WENT TO CHECK. nah i dont think i wanna continue posting anymore. too tiring.
YOU. GOOD. Careful neh neh (:

:D: lol @ your title!!!
Which post? Haha

78: Hot guys catch the eye but bad guys catch the heart. The world's screwed like this!

2011-02-04T23:45:00.008+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VERNETTA PHANG XINN YINNG

Oh my goodness I love the number of N's in your name. And I realised that I don't have a single photo taken with you which explains why I'm using ^, a photo of someone acting demure. Cough. Anyway I remember orientation when we were still the 'oh hi' type of friends and now, whoa. I like how you tell us stuff about idiots and the way sometimes you can act so carefree and happy when inside you're... so not. Positive i like!! Auntie ah just ignore whatever shit life throws at you k. Still got us :D K BYE I PROMISE YOU NEXT YEAR WHEN I KNOW YOU BETTER THIS WON'T BE SO SHORT HEHE.

Oh anyway today family went TM to watch Shaolin.

Hehe can you believe it, I suggested to watch it cause I read Ng Mu Rong's post about how awesomely awesome it was so I was like 'Yes yes watch watch my chiobu friend say nice' repeatedly till everyone gave in. Be honoured okay you cow.

And yes it was really nice and Nicholas Tse became even hotter cause of his evilness. Evil is cool and I like cool :D Okay la he went a leeeeeeeeeetle overboard by trying to drown other people's wife... and licking her face in the process.

Okay stop stop I'm making it sound like some horror porn thingy. Shouldn't be a spoiler too hehe but go watch it worth your money :D

Wlao damn tired I want sleep already tag replies tomorrow zhen de hao bao qian.

77: Wish upon a wishing well

2011-02-03T21:56:00.003+08:00

Sitting crosslegged on the floor in my grandma's room while typing this and I've been in this position for the past 4 hours and I can almost feel myself melting into the ground and I don't wanna move my legs cause they're numb cause I don't wanna move my legs ugh what the owch I'm not making sense.

Have been tumblring for the past few hours and it's freaky how some pictures can describe exactly what's going on in my mind and omg the amount of photos with chiobus in them are uncountable and their legs and arms and waists and asses (I refuse to say THAT part) are just whoosh.

Like...

... And this is what I do whenever someone (cough Wen Qi cough) calls me flat. The moment I saw this photo I thought of that and started giggling to myself and this auntie who's my mother's sister's ... somebody gave me this look and stuff got awkward. THINGS LIKE THIS SHOULD STOP HAPPENING JASMINE. YOU ARE A NORMAL GIRL.

Oh freaky shat I needa go home now. VERNETTA, YOUR BIRTHDAY POST WILL BE UP BY TOMORROW (:

76: May the babas be as gentle as rabbits in this rabbit year

2011-02-02T16:14:00.002+08:00

Hi blogging using Mok's iPhone :D
On the way to Nai's place for reunion dinner now, having second dinner later at a restaurant later with mother's side o god spare my stomach.
Just spent he afternoon with Estella and Xiyu omg I miss the black one so much manz. As for Xiyu who would miss her la hor.
Will blog later about shit we did EH OMG MY NECKLACE CHAIN IS STICKING TO THE IPHONE COVER I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS MAGNETIC
Bye happy new year!! Tag replies and whatever shit soon k (:

75: Money is not the only thing. It's everything.

2011-01-29T10:44:00.010+08:00

You know what my mum just said?!

Eh 今天跟 Wen Qi 出去不要乱花钱，要听 Wen Qi 的话 hor，她这么厉害省

I don't know whether to cry or laugh. Congrats Wen Qi, even my MUM knows what you're like. Okay okay relax don't you dare open your bag and start showing off the hundreds of chilli packets you've koped from every possible fastfood chain in Singapore thanks you so muchs.

28/1/11 - Ngee Siang's birthday + Match against Ngee Ann + Ann and Xiyu's birthday celebrations (Y)

Went to look for Seow early in the morning and then saw Ngee Siang coming up the stairs to the 4th floor and he told me he wanted to shit first so I waited for him to shit before dragging him down to the 3rd floor to pass him his his birthday letter. 759 words, I write geography essay also never write so long. Be honoured okay you gay.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN LING :D

P/S Next time don't shit so long, you know I almost lost my first kiss while waiting for you eww. (You know I know, Wen Qi :D )

Then we headed off for match @ AHS

(Oh before that some shit happened and I started smiling like a retard and had to use my fingers to push my smile down and the whole times Shiying was giving the 'What do you think you're trying to do' look. I'm so screwed Shingz I'm so screwed.)

Anyway, us!

Okay everyone's eyes are like one shiny one dull lol
I look unglam here but Xiyu is too cute for words. (Wen Qi attack her on Monday, not me)
WEN CHEEE. Wo de ma our arm colors are so contrasting.
I'm risking my life by posting this up so appreciate it. I look unglam again but focus on Seow. Hands eyes and upper thighs (Y).

Holy I'm laughing like a maniac again.

Anyway we qualified for Nationals (:

Oh by the way Wen Qi said that they saw this girl from BGSS bball who looked and acted a lot like me. According to them, we have in common the way we run (?!), the way our hair flaps when we run (?!?!), the way we both put our hands on our waist when Jiaolian is talking and the way we tie our hair.

Like wow I don't even know how someone can run differently, I mean it's still moving your legs right? This is so freaky omg clone

The moment the Bedok Green girls came in and started warming up everyone was like 'Eh Jasmine Jasmine' and I was like 'Omgomg where's she'. And then I saw aiya we don't look alike la lol.

Won that match by 1 whew.

Anyway won Ngee Ann yesterday so yep we're in Nationals. Did I say that already?

Bedok Point with B'div girls minus Cady and Stella and Shiying cause they had to go home. All the while poor Wei Wen was getting abused by Wen Qi.

At Mos Burger

Wei Wen: Do you think she even took the cake?

Stupid Hung Hui was telling me that there was Triumph nearby and you know what she's hinting la zzz. I should really stop responding to the name 'Bohneh' ugh.

Left at 4.30 and it sucked walking to my grandma house cause my bladder was about to burst and there were many shops selling bubbletea but I was broke.

Chingay11 make-up training today with Seow

I think less than half of my group's going today sianzzz and I realised that I really only have one orange shirt in my whole damn closet and it's Year 1 orientation tee pathetic times one million.

Tag replies :D

Jerome: Hello
Hi

Estella: AND MAK, UPDATE LEH. I'm boreddddd.
Estella > psb: Neh I'm not 3B, wanted to talk to Jas and Shiying er yi. (:
Updated hehehe. Yep (:

Anonymous: u get attention. srsly everyones getting the wrong impression abt u ...
Anonymous: isabelle? stop hanging out with them, people actly tink u are a flirt now. or they juz jealous that
Anonymous: do u know that you get involved in all the flaming juz because you hang out with vernetta and
It's definitely not their fault that I'm getting flamed lol. Thanks alot, but I don't really give a damn as to what the flamers say. I agree to a certain extent in fact lolol.

psb: wa seh i envy u and ur 3b clique.hahas tday u all in canteen keep laughing dam loudly :D Estella 3b?
Errrrr we were THAT loud? Shit. Haha nope she's not, she just came to talk to us :D

AUDREY: EH HI MAK :)
AUDREY: And omg later people know what you're talking bout.
AUDREY: SHUDDUP SHUDDUP SHUDDUP. HUMANS GET JEALOUS OKAY.
HI. I SHALL DIG OUT THE TRUTH FROM SIYING (<

SIYING: AND DH AND BC ARE DAMN CUTE. BE MORE JEALOUS NOW. :D
SIYING: YES AUDREY. I GROW. AND I WILL CONTINUE GROWNING MUAHAHHAHA. BE JEALOUS. :D
Good luck growing man. WHO ARE DH AND BC.

AUDREY: Oh the jealousy strikes.
AUDREY: OMG SIYING GREW YOU KNOW SHE GREWWWW.
WHAT. SHE CAN ACTUALLY GROW?

Vernetta: And i know you are not just in love with my voice, but ME!!!! :D
Vernetta: YEAH MANNNN whats with the i dont make sense huh!!!
Hahahaha who's in love with you man. Whole day act cute say jokes NIA. Lol jk <3

random: hehehs this space is becoming a formspring alrdy!!! agree with psb :))
Eh yeah hor lol

psb: i tink you prettier :) saw you at training 2day, you look rly great even with your fringe clipped up
Er lol are you trying to be sarcastic or smt. I know where I stand. O_O wow someone can think I look great with sweat and hair flying around (Y)

SIYING: MAK. PO. JING. HUI. THAT'S IT MAN! IM TELLING MONKEY ):
EH SHUSHEESHUSH hehehe.

MuRong:): hahahaha HI PIGGG.
Hello Cow replied on your fs. Remember the high-pitced 'HI' in the toilet!!

To my arms : Damn you pair of idiots, stop getting so pregnant zzzzzzzzzz

BYEBYE

74: Tell me all that matters is me being me

2011-01-25T22:29:00.002+08:00

On the phone with Xiyu Jamie Cady Stella Rui Qi now. Or so I think lol.

There are like a trillion voices blabbering on the phone right now and I realise that Cady's voice is damn recognisable.

Rui Qi's telling lame jokes now and I don't know why I'm laughing.

Currently looking dumb cause I'm like pressing the phone between my ears and shoulder

Oh shat I think I accidentally hung up cause I pressed too hard. Ugh oh well.

LOL we talked for 23 minutes and 54 seconds (Y)

I'm doing Ann's card, reading our LA montage script and freaking out over question 3c of math assignment. Damn it bye.

73: Toyo Glue Stick Non-toxic

2011-01-19T22:16:00.007+08:00

Hi I don't know why I'm here actually

I only know I still have a pile of geography notes and an empty notebook right beside the laptop

Was about to do when I thought about Chingay11 and how much I love my group hmm

Anyway recesses have been really dumb with the 5 of them

Oh I'm still in love with Vernetta's super deep voice... and the way Isabelle laughs

I like how they're so open about their secrets and spill everything out like I won't leak them out. OF COURSE I WON'T LA.

After school went down to canteen with Vernetta Michelle and Shiying and started our random chatting session and the subject changed like every 10 seconds or so lol

Then we started the 爱情专家 shit and Vernetta actually made sense (Yes I'm saying you don't make sense half the time)

She met her friend and left so I spent the next 15 minutes talking to Shiying about best guy friends before rushing off for dental appointment

Met Vanessa at Aljunied station and we started talking about fw (Er yes Wen Qi, your favvy!)

Trained to Simei and randomly thought about the poem Xiyu wrote about Wen Qi and gave this short yelp of laughter but successfully converted it into a loud cough.

It was quite convincing since no ones gave weird looks this time.

I feel like I'm losing you bit by bit, no big bits by big bits. Suck it up, that's insecure Jasmine for you. You're been a super great friend and do know that if you ever find yourself seemingly all alone in this world you still have me.

passerby: but he noe u haha. dun think u'll noe him thought!!!
Ey haha okay

AUDREY: EH YA SIYING, MILO IS UGLY AND HE SUCKSSSS.
Wa Audrey so mean be careful Siying attack you with her shortness hor

anon: I SAW U AT AMK HUB LAUGHING LYK MAD LOL
Omg (are you Wen Qi posing as anon) i think i know what i was laughing about and that was damn unglam la

shimin cheong: i mean yeap yeap, the haunting!
shimin cheong: ng!
HARH WHAT?

:D: heyoh saw you at volunteers training. I was in yellow 1!!!!
Oh haha okay hello you from DHS?

72: I threw my dirty clothes into the dustbin and Kitkat wrapper into the washing machine

2011-01-15T21:40:00.003+08:00

Chingay11 1st volunteers training @ MSS

Before the thing I was pleading with Seow to let me pon it and go home and sleep cause I didn't want to wear jeans cause it was so damn hot but right now I'm like pleading with her to leave training earlier to go for the next training.

Shit la I should set my priorities right.

But it was really very fun :D

It might as well've been an inter-level bonding session since more than half the people there were from DHS lol.

My group has only one girl who isn't from our school, team leaders are Wuyue and Sherwin who zihigh on their own apparently.

They were literally screaming the whole day while we looked like we were gonna die tomorrow.

During training today Rennie was talking about how sunlight and cleavages and how they could be associated with each other and Cady and I just sat there clapping our hands everytime she said something stupid and then laughing like mad.

OMG RENNIE YOU WERE SO NORMAL IN YEAR ONE.

After training went to macs with Babas and talked about shoebags and old fat men in singlets.

Then walked with Stella and Seow to Mountbatten and we changed into tee and jeans.

So I grew fat and my jeans got tighter ugh.

Started marching around like a moron cause I thought it'd help to loosen the fabric a bit.

Seow said I reminded her of NPCC and Stella just pretended she didn't know me.

Played the pass-the-message game suggested by Yours Truly and it was damn fun k.

I think I heard something wrong and went 'WUZUN'S DICK?' quite loudly shat.

Oh those two idiots helped to drown out my voice by laughing. Thanks you a lots.

Then Stella got off at Serangoon and we couldn't play the game anymore or else we'd look plain ridiculous. Not that it didn't look ridiculous enough with 3 people whispering into each other ears and laughing every 5 seconds or so.

Okay back to Chingay Parade training.

Played team bonding stuff then debrief and went for dinner @ AMK hub with Seow.

This shoe from cotton on caught my eye and now I have 5 ten cent coins and a couple of 5 cent coins in my wallet yay me.

Saw Vernatta Phang the retarded there too!

Hehe Seow and I aren't the come-let's-take-photo type of people so yeah lol ps.

Wlao my legs want to die alr I shall do tag replies and then sleep

passerby: hey were u in orange tee and black skinnies at chingay parade training tday?? my fren say u chio ^^
Yeah I was wearing that. Lol you sure he saw the right person so many people wearing that.

Michelle: MISS SITTING NEXT TO YOU HAIZ. LOVE KEY. YAY
Michelle: HI MAK HI. *taps your shoulder and poke your face* HAHAHA. BET YOU DIDNT SEE THAT COMING. IM GONNA
YALOR. ): you sitting with the alan or something right? (Eh you faillll I didn't fall for it ahaha) + (Ignores last sentence)

AUDREY: LOL OMG BHB. Oh oh oh, did your bro get into dhs?:)
Hahah nah he went VS (:

Estella: MENTALLY. CHALLENGED. LIFEFORM?! BOO YOU. >(
That's you (: WA ACT CUTE AH BOO WHAT BOO.

psb: update! :)
psb: im year 4. haha i think now nicer. dont worry i'm not a stalker i just read your blog daily lols.
Oh haha okay won't get bored?! Go read people like Vernetta Murong etc etc blogs. Got chio photos on display somemore lol

Vernetta: Call me retard and i dont tell you joke next time manzzzzz hehe! Cya in class tmr :D
Vernetta: ANd anwwww, what retard, plz lor, you laughed o. And i know you enjoyed it like ALOT
Vernetta: LOL the y3 person must be love playing games on y3.com hehehehhe what a weird name. Y8 also can leh!
Hi Phang. Wa say until your jokes like damn funny like that hor ~ But other than retard got no other word to describe you leh. And haha yeah lor so weird name!

Y3: its wenqi im pissed off with not you... i dont hate you
What's so pissoffable about her la lol

SIYING: MILO GOT HAIR. NOW VERY CUTE.
Hahha no diff leh! He got hair no hair also ugly loljk ah jk

shimin cheong: sry...we long time no talk le ^^ i missed the times we had:D
shimin cheong: it?
shimin cheong: GEE, lol, how u noe i in AHS? i din rmb tellin u tat:D n, y did u ended ur work?! i tot u enjoyed
We had times tgt?! Oh Sin Yan told me. Ended work alr but working again in March ba

Have fun chionging homework cause I'm done. :D

71: You're the basket to my ball

2011-01-13T21:43:00.003+08:00

Met Estella Ho in the morning and we had our BHB session.

If you were wondering...

Jasmine: Eh omg we're bohnehs having breakfast!
Estella: That's... B H B!

Then we both start highing like retards and attracting everybody's attention... as usual.

Walked over to school and fought for the arrow on the road and she used violence and I lost. EVERYTHING like always.

Talked about gays and guys then went for assembly.

Those 5 girls are what make school worth going manz seriously. So noisy. I LIKE.

Isabelle didn't come today cause she heart pain ._.

At first when Ying Wei told me I thought she fell out of love or smth.

Get well soon (:

Went over to 3D to find Ngee Siang with Estella and we did stupid stuff without even planning.

The way he dances is... truly one of a kind.

Then he had band so we went down to the library to study but I think I ate more than I studied but I made up for that by walking super long to the bus 30 bus stop.

Chow came and sat down opposite me and we were so engrossed in studying that we didn't see him coming and we kind of freaked out. I gave this gasp somewhere between a snort and a scream damn embarrassing let's stop here.

Then Estella had to go for tuition so I went up and isolated myself in 3D since Ling pangseh.

Did a lot more work then I expected and I'm like halfway through the weekend homework.

I was watching 爱 just now when I suddenly realised that today was Thursday and tomorrow was Friday and the day after tomorrow was Saturday which was Ying Wei's birthday.

Went down to Tampines1 at 8.30 in my uniform and everything and bought the thingy.

I WANT TO WATCH MY LIANG MU CHENG NOW BAI. Ps tag replies in next post I promise and I don't break my promises unless you consider being late as breaking a promise la OKAY BYE.

70: Tired.

2011-01-12T21:19:00.008+08:00

Wlao there's a freaking lizard behind my cd shelf which is like thirty centimetres away from me.

I saw it run there while stalking chiobus and now I don't dare to even move later I accidentally hit something then it comes leaping into my face.

Last time I went to pee then when I came out one bloody big lizard was on my school skirt (WHICH I WAS WEARING) and I started screaming and freaking out and flipping the skirt up and hopping on the spot like I was skipping rope just without the rope.

Which reminds me. The last time I hopped in such a glam manner was when the lock-classroom-door-uncle scared me when I was walking into the super dark 2C classroom with Ngee Siang and Rachel then I heard someone's voice from behind me (WHEN LING AND RACHEL WERE BOTH IN FRONT OF ME ALREADY). Got damn scared and I did the weird jumping thingy and I jumped a good 5 metres forward wtf.

Those two, eh no, three idiots (uncle joined in) started laughing and imitating me zzz.

Okay whatever I'm actually posting this up here what the.

Eh I digressed.

Tuesday was retarded with the girls during recess and we laughed like retards all the way up.

Thanks to someone who was trying to tell a good joke when she's the joke herself hor.

11/1: HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ESTELLA HO QI XIN

Everything you need to know is in the letter already la k and hope you liked the kindergarten chinese book (: Suit your standard. I miss us ):

12/1: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAIWEN

12/1: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOVAN

12/1: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JINGXIONG

And they're all in the same class coolz rightz.

Mr Lim bought donuts for us and they started blowing candles which couldn't go off.

As in the three of the kept huffing and puffing and the flame would go off then after some time continue burning again.

That's so cool I'm going to buy like one hundred for myself on my birthday.\

What else uh.

Oh Jing Huang's chair and Yan Ting vice (:

Shit I'm thinking about Vampire again okay okay self control Jasmine later you hit something while laughing the lizard might fly into your mouth.

BYE. Meeting Estella tomorrow for breakfast omg I miss that mentally challenged lifeform so freaking much.

69: Is a dandelion a lion, then?

2011-01-09T21:58:00.002+08:00

I come up with the weirdest titles whenever I lie in bed wondering when I'm gonna zzz (LOL CADY, ZZZ)

I love thinking about stuff just before I sleep. It feels so... nice. Sorry la vocab limited.

K I haven't posted in like one week so I'll post things up according to which event I comes to my mind first heehee

Orientation Day 2 - Omfg sandcastles

Met the noobs early in the morning six oclock at Mountbatten station and saw Sean Lew and Jerrold who were taking Sean Lee's car according to Xiyu.

Squeezed onto Jamie's car and I was in a retardedly awkward position where there wasn't even enough space to fart.

4 people in the rear seat, mind you. (If you consider Wen Qi a full-sized human la)

Reached there a few minutes early and the whole beach looked like a big patch of bright green.

Walked around then gathered back into our classes then went to build our sandcastles la.

Eh sandcastle building isn't as easy as I thought and the damn thing wouldn't stay still.

Managed to finish ours in the end and Jing Huang did all the explaining (Y)

Then sat down near the barbeque pits and they distributed icecream.

Ate while staring at Xiang Rong trying to drown a beetle... in soil.

To my surprise, it survived.

Ya la Wen Qi tallest la

Went to Parkway for lunch after that with Jamie Xiyu Estella Shiying.

Carl's Junior :D (High fives Xiyu)

Talked nonstop for like 2 hours plus before realising it and that's exactly what I like about these people.

Walked around and Jamie bought her hairband and walked around again and we bought team anklet and walked around again and Estella bought her durian icecream and we were all wondering whether they blended the durian into the ice cream or they just used flavouring.

Spent 5 minutes staring at this girl doing the ice cream and it looked damn cool but I think we looked cooler cause our eyes were following the movement of her hands. Er if you got it :D

Bused home with Xiyu and had another talk-nonstop-bus-ride.

She still doesn't want to tell me her exciting secret that apparently 2 people in the whole world knows z D:

Lessons

Recess and everything with Michelle and Shiying and Vernetta and Isabelle and Yingwei, who I realised are not that quiet :D

The new class feels so different though. Everything seems more sane without Estella the Black. (Capital B somemore, be honoured)

I always almost forget this and I always remember it back. TAG REPLIESSS :D

Y3: 's friends hate her leyh
Y3: no offence but i think that jasmine's really v nice to take in wen qi's ****. all wenqi
You sure ALL her friends hate her? I know very well that I don't so please shut up. Yes you may hereby hate me.

Jerlin♥: Taggs!
Tagged back juniorrr (:

Estella: ANYWAY UPDATE MAK, I just mini spammed your tagboard.
Estella: And to Y3, she like Wen Qi's company cannot ah. -_-
Estella: psb sounds like a stalker, maybe it's the guy we were talking about HEHEHE.
Which guy? The handsome or the disgusting one? LOL. About psb, heheh i don't know if it's the same person everytime so can't really confirm that. Heheh updated Giselle, I mentioned you in my post somemore so sweet right :D

shimin cheong: WOA! jas, hi... u still workin arh? ur blog rocks man~! ahahas^^
I ended work on 29th lo. Err okay thanks? Have fun in AHS

KE$HA: im girl lonely. visit my web back to read my latest info
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psb: you change your fringe!! your new bag very nice :)
Haha yeah I prefer my old one though. I cut it too short and now it's damn messy whenever I wake up sianz. Oh haha okay, you sound like you're from year 3?

SIYING: MAK. I DISLIKE YOU AS MUCH AS I DISLIKE TACOS. D: OKAY, BOOB, BYE.
WUT. I HAVE TWO ;D

Y3: how the **** can you stand wen qi ? I think she's very overbearing yaknow .
Oh really I don't think so

joelle: not any other word that you're thinking of coz im civilized UNLIKE YOU. haha jk imy jas<3>HAHA FAIL. I missed GETTING YOU PWNED la ): Hee just updated you that day, miss you too woman. I KNOW YOU MISS ME MORE THAN JUST TRUCKLOTS LA HOR. Have fun in your new class :D

68: Omfg 69's up next

2011-01-03T17:20:00.008+08:00

New Year's Eve w/ the Babas

After training made a great deal of noise in the ish toilet cause we locked Jamie and Shiying, basically the black ones, outside.

Then I found out I had pulled out the wrong yellow shirt out of my cupboard in a rush that morning.

Instead of the bright yellow interclass tee, I found myself staring at James' victoria PE tee -__-

I was like 'Oh my holy freak' and Jamie was like 'WHURRRRT' in the jamie way.

Wore it anyway and they thought it was so nice that they ordered 1 each lololol.

Mrted over to Shiying's place and her mother was nice and/cause she helped us set up the barbeque thingy.

Exchanged our gifts and I liked mine hehe.

Got fascinated by this seesaw thingy that 3 year-olds play and got Stella to play with me.

That's Wen Qi trying to be the third party.

... That's Wen Qi succeeding, and that's Jasmine saying oh the horror

Had the oiliest meal in my entire life but that's alright cause I wasn't gonna eat anything like that till the next year ;D

Sweated alot then went up to Shiying's room to stalk people on fb

Challenged each other to stay at one photo for more then 30 seconds without laughing but Wen Qi would start laughing her witch laugh which would crack all of us up.

Left at 9+ and Xiyu and Stella took Pop's car home.

Okay bye (:

67: Wen Qi! 67!

2011-01-03T14:40:00.003+08:00

Estella: HI MAK.WALAO RUIQI STILL CALLS ME BOHNEH ALL YOUR FAULT. )<
HAHAHA aren't you??

elisabethCute: Just read these thoughts you wrote. They are most fascinating and informative. I love how you put them into perspective.
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shiying: OH **** DAMN IT.
shiying: luckily you never mention me wearing insoles.
shiying: thanks ah mak. it's the perfect new year for me to find out that everyone would know i tiptoe-ed.
HOW SMART. Oops I accidentally bolded it and put it at the top of my post so the whole world will see it. My apologies Blackie!!

HI: YOU GOT BF?!?!?!?
Er no?!

psb: ngee siang ur boyf ar
LOL NO HE'S NOT. We're sistaz yo

Jerome: i see September's lyric somewhere here.
Lol yes blogheader. I didn't even think anyone would take note of the long red thingy lor!

AUDREY: HI MAK HAPPY 2011!! (: Woah eh your post super long!
HI AUDREY REPLIED ON YOUR FS. :D Haha you haven't seen last year's!

Michelle: HIMAK :D You went Japan ?! SO GOOD KEKEKE. :D
Hahaha yeap (:

Maria: this web site is my inspiration , really great style and perfect articles .
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Wen Qi (rocks.): and it's a pity you nvr drop your iphone done into the bear enclosure later got shuai zookeeper come
Wen Qi (rocks.): OMG THE BEARS SO CUTE. JUST LIKE ME RIGHT. IF IM THERE I WILL STEAL THEIR LIMELIGHT.
What's with the brackets you trying to copy me be cute is it~ Chey you this type can steal their limelight meh. And zookeepers most of the time not shuai one, whole day clean bear shit ):

psb: THE BEARS SHOCUTE. I LIKE THE WAY YOU BLOG (Y)
Haha okay thanks :D I LIKE THE WAY ESTELLA BLOGS (Y)

yan: u dont noe me one la hahahha. u damn funny!!!
Er okay hi (:

HI: LOL that asd damn cool
YEAH where got spammers say sorry one! Anyway hi HI :D

Cheryl: Haha her name's yalina i think lol i agree the song's nice!!
Oh so that's her name she very freaky leh! Hehe yeah :D

28th December - Basketball Get-together

After training made a great deal of noise in the ish toilet cause we locked Jamie and Shiying, basically the black ones, outside.

Then I found out I had pulled out the wrong yellow shirt out of my cupboard in a rush that morning.

Instead of the bright yellow interclass tee, I found myself staring at James' victoria PE tee -__-

I was like 'Oh my holy freak' and Jamie was like 'WHURRRRT' in the jamie way.

Wore it anyway and they thought it was so nice that they ordered 1 each lololol.

Bused down to Aloha Loyang and it was damn scary cause Xiyu almost wasn't allowed to get onto the bus.

NO LA not cause she fat (loljk that madwoman lost alot of weight idk how), all the seats were like taken up.

Then Chian Hao said he'd get off and he did and Xiyu came up.

So we left the guy juniors there looking like losers. Mm that wasn't nice.

Reached the chalet and Ann and the other seniors adminned the games. (omfg Ann is such a cool name esp when you use it in the sentence like that <)

All of us got super wet except those who weren't suppose to get wet cause they didn't bring extra clothes (I rmb that time when Estella and I got really wet knowing very well we didn't have dry clothing to change into. Dripped water the whole journey home man. Cold max.)

Okay sorry no more brackets from now on I'm getting irritated by it too ugh.

Did crazy stuff with Wen Qi and the others and walked back to chalet after that.

Then jiaolian came and ordered all of us to change into dry clothing then come down for dinner.

Dinner was nice and Cady was being totally crazy with the beehoon.

Went up room play cards and got bored and went down to living room to watch movies with Xiyu.

The seniors were being extremely gentlemanly by not letting us sit on the sofa so we took the small little chairs at the back lolol.

Then the first movie ended and almost everyone left so Xiyu and I took the sofa and watched Final Destination which was just, no.

Followed by Shutter and then Salt.

By the time we finished Salt it was 2.30am already and my back was stiff so I went up to sleep.

Crept in between Wen Qi and Cady cause I was scared the girl from Shutter would drag me down from either side of the bed.

I think I really slept for like 20 minutes or so cause the rest of the time was spent staring at the shadows and looking at the windows, er basically stuff you do when you're on the bed and not asleep.

Xiyu came in and I sat up and Xiyu went out and I lied back down. Then five minutes later the same thing happened then it was morning oh the joy it felt as though only one hour had passed.

Then I realised I had work and everything got sianner and I went to brush my teeth and the two lazy pigs were still lying on the bed.

Missed one shuttle bus i think so went into the chalet office to sit for awhile before the next bus came.

Met Pamelyn for lunch at kfc (UGH) then walked over to work.

Sin Yan started clinging on the me like some super glue that shouts 'Jas!' every five seconds.

Sin Yan: You today put make-up ah?

Then I realised she was talking about my eyebags zz. (OMG XIYU REMINDS ME OF... HAHAH OK NVM.)

Oh and I met this new P1 kid called Xavier who was damn cute.

X: Why your teeth got metal?
J: Cause my teeth last time not nice. Very ugly hor?
X: Yeah.

WLAO I TELL YOU I COULD HAVE PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE.

Okay la not his fault seven years old only shouldn't know how to suck up.

Met this new chiobu helper Deborah from St Hilda's and she was very nice :D

Got my pay then trained to tampines with Pamelyn to celebrate Jiayu's birthday with the girls.

Pizzahutted again and we did our weird stuff. Eleanor emptied the whole container of cheese onto her pizza and we were like O_O

Laughed alot while talking about fat guys, our bill was $77.33 and I don't think you needed to know that.

Went over to arcade and took neos and stuff and I left after that.

It's kind of scary everything's starting like, TOMORROW.

Team selection's also coming up. 'll just put my mind into it and hope everything turns out the way I want it to I guess.

It sucks to suck you know.

2011 huat ah!!

66: Another important thing that becomes less important as time passes

2010-12-31T23:35:00.002+08:00

I forgot to write down my resolutions hehee

Lol Xiyu we forgot to write down 10 resolutions each for FW leh! ):

1. Become unflat

You know i know. Thanks Wen Qi for slapping my chest whenever you can. Contributed to the flatness cheyyyy~

2. Stop getting pissed off so easily

I do get pissed off, I just don't show it which makes me even more pissed off. And being angry is bad for health.

3. Put in everything during bball

I've been working on this for damn damn damn long. Sometimes we run laps and whenever I see that the ending line's like just 2 metres away I totally slack and start walking. That sucks alot, it's like the damn fatigue is taking over my whole brain... is my willpower to continue really THAT weak lol

4. Carry out all my resolutions la!

BYE. I'M TIRED AND I SMELL MILO.

65: What follows a perfect ending?

2010-12-31T22:21:00.002+08:00

Hi (:

LIKE WHAT OMFG TODAY'S THE LAST DAY OF 2010 I FEEL LIKE I'VE ONLY LIVED 2 MONTHS OF IT.

I did this last year so yeah. I don't wanna wait till I'm like 60 when I get all sentimental while rotting at home watching 爱 and then finding out that I just lived my teenage life without recording any fun (and not so fun) times down. (Eh wlao 爱 is a nice show xie mingming so cute.)

In no freaking order, I remember sneaking out of the toilet without letting Estella know and off-ing the lights while she screamed inside while Shiying and I would laugh till our stomach ached. (Estella, the ghost can't even see you la please k.)

I remember the stupid trading of ingredients whenever we bought tomyam noodles for recess. (Shiying would get all the weird fishcake thingy, Estella would get all the mushrooms and I would get all the crabmeat.)

I remember how Shiying and Estella would get pissed with each other for like 3 hours and I would be there in the middle living in my own bubble of happiness.

I remember how Michelle would grab any, and every chance to camwhore with any, and everyone of us. (Estella: Michelle, come here/ Michelle: Why, you want take photo?)

I remember when the class photos came out and I noticed Shiying tiptoeing from under the bench and she started freaking out and everyone started suan-ing her. (YES SHINGZ I'M POSTING IT HERE AHAHA)

I remember when just before the bball team selection, Wen Qi and I were worrying like depressed old ladies who lost their husbands in war.

I remember getting into the team anyway.

I remember losing to Bedok North (Or South, or West. Or View.) and everyone starting crying.

I remember getting treated to pizza for winning a school whose name I forgot.

I remember everyone calling Estella 'boneh'

I remember Estella pointing out that I was flatter than her.

I remember everyone calling me 'boneh' instead.

I remember taking 158 to school with Wen Qi almost every morning. (I was late like half of the time and she would be like 'HOR')

I remember Wen Qi and her retarded HORs, which would crack the whole team up.

I remember persuading Wen Qi to take circle line everyday instead with the sole reason - Circles are cute.

I remember coming up with a super retarded shuaige-rating system with Wen Qi.

I remember how whenever we saw a hot guy walk past we'd immediately turn to each other and say a number. (Sometimes so loud that the guy turns around lol.)

I remember 6 x 2 laps during training.

I remember the way we would react to that like the way almost everyone in Harry Potter reacts to the word Voldermort.

I remember how sometimes jiaolian's mood would be so good that he'd joke around with us.

I remember that day when I totally felt horrible in the stomach during and went to the toilet two times but nothing came out.

I remember how the whole team had to run again cause I didn't 'do my best'.

I remember getting super touched cause Jia Qi hugged me after I apologised.

I remember the retardedness of Ann and Wei Wen.

I remember the cool whizzing sound Florence and Hung Hui make whenever they laugh.

I remember how Hung Hui can laugh at everything and anything in the world which makes her like so cool.

I remember going home with Yi Xuan and Han Yi and Wen Qi after training after they joined us through dsa.

I remember how Yi Xuan used to be super duper quiet.

I remember how she got super duper loud after hanging out too much with us.

I remember how Yi Xuan would always get freaked out by Wen Qi and her antics.

I remember how Han Yi would say "Bus 来了" even when no bus was coming and she would laugh like mad when we turned our heads to look. (RETARDED JUNIOR I KNOW.)

I remember when we first met our Year 1 juniors.

I remember how I thought Aless was quiet.

I remember gossiping sessions with Xiyu which always got us entertained for hours.

I remember mugging with Rachel, Angela, Siying and Ngee Siang.

I remember how we would always bully Angela (By screaming and pointing at 'invisible' stuff behind her in the lift. Oh and running along the corridor towards the foyer direction trying to make as little noise as possible and apparently failing at that.)

I remember getting chased out of klp by the security guard with the Ngee Siang group.

I remember guailaning an ahlian in the yogurt shop with them, by intentionally stomping past her a few times and glaring at her cause she was glaring at us before that.

I remember Ngee Siang silently insulting the ahlian's guy friend. Which was really funny. Situational joke lalala.

I remember how Ngee Siang asked an uncle in the mrt station lift what floor he wanted to go to. (When mrt stations obviously has two floors, you either go down or up.)

I remember how Rachel and Ngee Siang tried to imitate the way I stand. (EH I look so much less retarded than that okay)

I remember consultation session with Mdm Rozana (with Rachel Ngeesiang Janelle) when she herself started screaming in the library LOL. People from outside came in to tell us to keep quiet.

I remember when Ngee Siang suddenly reminded me that I summarised wrong paragraph for chinese eoy paper on our way home and I was damn cool about it. NS thought I was suffering from trauma.

I remember staying back in student lounge with Estella to play pool and stalk her person. (((:

I remember taking 158 with Estella and Zhang Che and he talked about his underwear being a triangle shape and how he got locked in his own toilet for 5 hours.

I remember meeting Estella for kfc breakfast every monday morning.

I remember us refering to that ^ as 'getting fat'. So we'd be like, 'eh tomorrow wanna go get fat again?'

I remember how Xiyu planned an amazing race thingy for my birthday and I was damn touched seeing her sweating head to toe and running around just for me. (K LA YOU BEST (: )

I remember going to Wen Qi's place to play ball whenever we could.

I remember the hot guy we saw in the lift. Who was very hot. Muscles (Y)

I remember Eugene and his pure niceness and pearfaceness.

I remember Kimberly and her Zac Efron craze and her paedoness.

I remember Joelle and her stupid poking thingy and her SHORTNESS. (Lol jk la still very cute)

I remember Sylvia and randomness.

I remember Rachel and her high level bhbness which no one can beat.

I remember Siying and the times we used to hang out at the Holy Place. (Siying: Hello Daddy I now at the holy place/ Her dad: Where's that? (Or something like that) / Siying: Cannot tell you, the holy place is too holy to be revealed) K Siying for once I'll call you cute)

I remember Ngee Siang and his mood swings. Swing damn far somemore I tell you.

I remember level camp when I bunked with Joanne, Sijia and Sheryl.

I remember waiting for damn the bloody long to bathe since the queue was stretching as far as a desert.

I REMEMBER IVAN OMG SO CUTE.

I remember Ailing joining us for mugging and we went to klp everyday.

I remember volleyball interclass and how we got through first round.

I remember how all of us went to ecp that day with our bumblebee colored tee.

I remember getting to know who we had in our classes next year and I've to say I've gotten a pretty good lot (:

Training today and barbeque @ Shiying's place was awesome.

I guess today was the perfect ending to 2010 for me.

Hope the beginning of 2011 wouldn't get screwed halfway.

It feels so weird typing 2011.

2011. 2011. 2011.

K BYE. I'LL DEDICATE A WHOLE DAMN POST TO TAG REPLIES OKAY SORRY.

64: JAPAN

2010-12-22T18:03:00.039+08:00

One million and one sorries for procrastinating.

I could have dragged this on till like June next year but it just doesn't feel right not posting my favourite part of the trip.

So here goes,

Toya - Bear Ranch
So on the 2nd day we went to this place called Toya and they had this bear zoo which was like full of bears la duh.

Apparently we were supposed to feed them apples by throwing them down from the top (their enclosures were the dug-into-ground type so yep).

Tour guide: You see which one cute then throw at which one lor

And the bears there don't just laze around and look at you with the naturally cute face they have, hoping food drops from the sky (er well literally, it does).

THEY FREAKING CLAP THEIR HANDS AND WAVE.

I think I fed this one

Too tired to stand? No worries, lie down still can wave

See that apple see that apple see that apple

Om nom nom

Oh then there was this big fat old bully (above) who kept snatching apples from other bears. If they didn't wanna give up their apples, there would be a fight. Poor bears ):

Clapclap

CUTE ENOUGH NOT. This bear probably got more apples after being er, creative.

"See what see, never see bear stretch leg before zzit?"

Eeyer it's sitting on its shit. Yes the yellow-brown stuff are bear dung.

Eh mister extreme-right, your legs got shit.

Oh there were rac(c)oons too. Too bad the bears owned them big time.

P/S Sorry to the bear who got hit in the face by my apple. I really had nothing against you.

Sapporo - Ishiya Chocolate Factory

Omg their white lovers chocolate is damn nice I finished like 80% of all the chocolate we bought on the bus journey.

Sorry Mok Sorry Pop Sorry James.

& I love the way the snow covers everything so... evenly.

Couldn't take a proper shot of this. Too busy playing with the swinging door. Which swings.

And then we realised there was this sign saying 'No touching'.

LOOK AT ALL THOSE DORAEMON STUFF LA.

Jigokudani Hell Valley

Lake Hill Farm - Ice cream making!
Hokkaido ice cream is damn nice and milkish.
And cheap too :D

Er thanks wind

Stripper

Okay the end I skipped alot of boring parts.

This is the last post about Japan :D

YES I feel accomplished bye bye bye.

OH.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Today was spent at swimming and watching Rapunzel (YESYESYES FINALLY) with James Mak the gay.

The movie wasn't as boomz as I expected but it was still nice (See la people yall make it sound like so nice give me so high hopes)

And yes Crystal, Flynn Rider is handsome.

OMG IS THAT THE PIZZA DELIVERY PERSON AT THE DOOR BYE.

63: 而命运的网能解开多少

2010-12-21T23:01:00.002+08:00

K I'm back for tag replies. And I only watched the last 30 seconds of Break Out zzz.
There was this fortune teller woman whom I forgot the name. Let's just call her Bob.
So Bob was clapping her hands at this guy and hypnotising him into killing another guy.
And then it ended with the screen paused at the unglam of the guy and all the credits coming up.
Oh and I think their theme song 网 is nice it makes people feel big.
Okay that's not a very useful word so tag replies :D

chow: oo toilets dat clean ur ass
Lol yes chow hi

Estella: Oh and how were the toilets? (:
Estella: THE KIMONOS AND THE FISHES THAT SUCK AND THE TOWELS THAT ERECTED WERE FREAKING COOL I LOVE JAPAN.
Estella: Walao i saw the Snow White thingy.
HAHA don't think I don't know you secretly admire her skin color. And yeah Japan's cool but got lack of handsome people. They have handsome ones but all ah beng. Oh well ): TOILETS. WERE. AWESOME. They have alot of buttons to press, there's even one to activate the flushing SOUND. Yes, the sound.

asdasdasd: really original as in blogskins and stuff and i admire that.
asdasdasd: you don't have to know who i am. i'm really sorry for whatever i did. on a lighter note i think your
asdasdasd: friends out there for you. in one of your posts you even admitted that some things were your fault.
asdasdasd: saying all those mean stuff on your blog. the spammage did nothing but prove that you have many true
asdasdasd: hi erm if you rmb i was one of the spammers last year and i wanna apologise for judging you and
LOL WHAT IS THIS SPAMMERS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO APOLOGISE. That spammage happened last year la aiyo I didn't even take it to heart. It's okay dude you let me find out who you are I'm gonna rape you I TELL YOU.

psb: rlly! faster post about japan lehh
Posted le :D

SIYING: OMG. KARATE KID. K BYE. I GO WATCH. lalaa
SIYING: O_O
SIYING: hi mak. I WAS FORCED TO NOTICE YOUR EXISTENCE. but nevermind. I NICE. x) AND OK. YOU WAN TO GO WHERE
HAHA I LIKE THAT MOVIE EH. And force what force Jasmine so TALL you naturally will notice one k. I WANT GO WILD WILD WET OR SMTH LIKE THAT. AND THAT RHYMED.

Yes bye.

62: You ugly toad from the land of ugly toads who would want you except me damn you you just screwed up my happy Monday and Tuesday. HI.

2010-12-21T21:35:00.004+08:00

oh no mak i didnt miss you when you left for japan (actually i didnt know that you even went) BUT I HATE YOU FOR BEING ABLE TO SEE SHUAI GE WHILE IM STUCK IN SINGAPORE SEEING PEOPLE WITH THE STANDARD OF DR FOO. oh btw speaking of shuai guys the Nex got a lot a lot a lot a lot come on ladies on day we go eat happy meal there and see shuai ge. mak said a shuai guy of 8/10 (for my standard it's 10/10) shuainess helped her to pick up her phone in a very cool way I WANT. and her mountains didnt fold even after seeing big mountains in japan like mount fuji (her's bukit timah also cannot reach) cady's theory is that it contracted in the cold winter and it grew smaller. OK VICTOR.

Ok damn you Seow.
Training today was sdhaidhodbcuisbcyuacwbyc I don't wanna talk about it.
Apparently Xiyu butt pain (Y), Jamie went Japan, Stella still happy holiday in UK so there were only 5 year 2s today.
Eh wait I said I didn't want to talk about training.
Stopped byAljunied station with Seow to eat curry puff while seeing if there were shuaiges walking into the mrt (NOT my idea)
Finished our stuff then took mrt and she got off at Paya Lebar and I went to Bedok and I walked all the way from the station to my grandma's house cause the queue at the bus stop was as long as *puff up cheeks and take photo*'s hair. (Okay I think only Wen Qi would know who I mean. If she doesn't I'm gonna slap her no just kidding come ask me if you don't know, Wen Qi.)
Yes so I walked all the way back and everything was as black as Shiying & Estella combined force. (That's damn black k) (Shit I've taken a liking to metaphors... and bracketing stuff.)
Reached my grandma house and heard Jaren crying. No. Heard Jaren crying, then reached my grandma house.
My cousins are damn loud I think I once heard them from like the first floor (My grandma lives on the 11th). Salute.
And my toes got run over by Jaren's toy car, again.
No not those cute cute toy cars that you babies SHOULD be playing with, those type the size of ... chairs. Sorry couldn't find any other random thing.

Shit I haven't bathed and I still stink after changing shirts 2 times and Break Out's ending I totally forgot about it SHIT BYE.

61: Happiness I choose you

2010-12-19T20:24:00.003+08:00

Hi I just created tumblr :D Jasmine's so fast I know
Got the hang of it and started following people plus I get to see lots and lots of photos of Emma Watson and her hot brother isn't that great. And handsome Jong Hyun.
Don't expect a whole paragraph about tumblr cause I have nothing else to say.

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Analyse the url however you want. Follow hor (:

Today
Bugis with the Jiayu and the others.
Lunch with Pamelyn at Macs then Jiayu called me asking where we were and that she was coming already and after many 'Huh?'s and 'Oh's (and a really loud 'BRA?!' in the middle of Macs) she still didn't know where Macs was so I went out of Macs to find her. (Being the nice person I was and always will be. Ahem Wen Qi.)
Got bored and Pamelyn bought her tops so trained over to Tampenis (according to Jiayu).
Bought my school bag for next year.
Chose it in like, 2 minutes?
It's pretty, both appearance and price.
Then stupid Eleanor Tan Shi Jie kept saying she wanted to go home so we kidnapped her drink and bag.
Looked like complete retards with arms chained to each others' bags (Once again, ahem Wen Qi.)
Had dinner with Jiayu and Pamelyn and some Japanese food court.
Talked about how Mr Lim used to cock his head back and forth and how Xin Rui would always give us his sick seducing lessons and how Ye Han would threaten us with his nose shit and how they paired Jiayu and Jing Wei up cause of their shortness and how they paired Kulathorn and I up cause of our blackness and how See Toh would emo over his As in tests and how Davis always got bullied by Mr Lim. I miss us.
Left after Pamelyn bought her cookies.

--
Training tomorrow and my butt still aches.
I wanna die die die die bye bye.

60: I'm trying to think of the shortest title possible but apparently this isn't working

2010-12-17T19:52:00.038+08:00

This post will be about Japan so if you aren't interested in toilet bowls that clean your ass then just skip this whole post :D
So my trip was from 9 to 15th Dec around mainly Hokkaido. I TELL YOU THEIR ICE CREAM ROCKS. FRESH FROM THE UDDER. That was crude. But still!
My memory sucks so I'll just blog about the trip by location instead of by day.
AIYA LET'S JUST JUMP TO THE MAIN POINT.

Akan village
Snowed super heavily there.
There were many many shops but James and I stayed in the hotel room and watched tv though we didn't understand 90% of what was on.

Akan - Crane Observation Centre

What's with smelling your own ass?

Edward~

Thanked you I really learns very much

Abashiri - Prison
Wasn't really interested so didn't bother taking alot of photos.
Tour guide talked about this guy who managed to escape the prison, but was caught 4 times. Yup, after escaping 4 times lolol.

Abashiri - Drift Ice Museum

Lumpfish (Or something like that) They're sticky! Like gummy bears. I wouldn't wanna eat one though.

Yep just stickin' round

And around

The creepiest thing? They're all. Staring. At. You.

The coolest part of the trip :D Went into this super cold room and swung our towels around and our towels hardened ^ even before one freaking minute was over. Isn't that like an erec-, oh nevermind.

Abashiri - Lake Mashu

Lake Mashu. That big piece of ice in the middle looks like a big sea monster surfacing lol.

Nicely taken. YES LA PA VERY HANDSOME LA.

Act cute yi ge ~

Our tour group. Got to know the girls during the trip. So there's Pandora from Bedok South Sec, Claire from TKGS, Denise and her twin sisters Alsie and Olivia from Malaysia, their damn handsome but damn young too brother Edward, Hubert, Glen, Morgan and Fiona who just graduated from RJC. I'm closest to her hee hee.
That's Edward in the middle with everybody's winter wear on his head LOL. His eyes are mad charming can.

Airport
Left home at 10 and reached there around 10.30
Checked in and did all the shit then went to have Macs for supper.
Plane took off at 1 and I really like the feeling when the wheels leave the ground it feels like you're in a washing machine. Okay la I suaku.
Reached there in the morning and changed into a thousand layers of clothing.
Met our tour leader again and got introduced to our Japanese tour guide Hasegawa.
I thought he was some small fly, like those type of jobless old man desperate for any work that earns him a living.
But he turned out to be some retired president of some big company hmm.

The camera took this itself.

This nerd has got damn nice muscles. We have the same parents HOW COME I DON'T HAVE. Oh and he's got six packs too I'm serious (:

The look you give one second before sneezing. Explains?

At Macs

Pop can zi pai you know! Abit fail though, I look like Snow White. (At least that's something Estella and Shiying will never be k)

Byebye Singapore

And hello Japan. Please do ignore my brother.

I'm still not finshed with this damn thing ugh.
Thanks to the 9 oclock show Dai Yang Tian so cool for what.
Continue some other time I haven't even bathed shattttt.

59: You're something between a mystery and the world's most precious gem

2010-12-16T21:49:00.003+08:00

Xiyu: -Sees two puddles on the ground beside each other- Omg bikini!!
Jasmine: -Stomps on one of the puddles-
Shiying: Wa now become like Jasmine's le

I have the best team mates on earth.
Seriously I wouldn't know what I'd be like without them (NO WENQI STOP BHBING I HAVEN'T FINISH MY SENTENCE) ... maybe, more sane?

Today
Met Wen Qi at paya lebar station today and she was reading Macbeth?!
Talked about scary Japan hotels and the weird stuff we usually talk about.
Reached school and didn't see Shiying cause she too black then stayed in canteen cause we thought Jamie and Xiyu hadn't reached yet but in the end they were in the sports hall sticking stuff onto the ground.
Helped a little then went kampong arang for lunch and we sticked masking tape on wen qi's back and she didn't realise till i started rubbing my back for no good reason then she rubbed hers. Rubbing sounds sick.
Ate stuff while Xiyu talked about sheeps shitting on her auntie.
Walked back school for training which was. Hell. With a capital H. And E. And L. And L.
My legs totally felt like giving way and after every layup I could feel the damn bile rising up.
Jiaolian started suaning me about going overseas and ponnning training for dental appointment lol.
After training went over to Macs with babas and we saw this guy who was in the same batch as us in FSPS. Dao to the max la z.
Ate our stuff and talked about things so random I can't remember any.
Circle lined and met Abigail at paya lebar.
Talked about how squeezy and irritating the mrt train was, in front of the squeezy and irritating passengers.
Got off at Pasir Ris then realised I didn't bring my keys out so walked like 100 rounds around Whitesands while waiting for Pop (now Wen Qi stop laughing and go away) to come to my rescue.

Yesterday, and all the yesterdays before Yesterday
Nodding heads at people blabbering in a language I don't understand

Taken by Otaru Canal, Hokkaido. Amazing how someone can seem so lonely, yet not (:
(Yes the weird thing in the air is food)

Tomorrow
Going to Suntec with Pop cause everything there's cheap and nice (Wen Qi suddenly looks up). I heard.
He said he saw a laptop on sale for 29 bucks I think someone covered the last digit or something.

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Oh damn I just realised I've missed like 5 episodes of Breakout and the first episode of Love in a Cab. Yes I'm a tv person. Ohohoh Joanne Peh has freaking nice eyes.
Will talk about Japan when I have the time and energy. Or maybe I just won't. Hee okay tag replies ps for the delay lolol.

SIYING: HI MAK I KNOW YOU MISSED ME OKAY. YOU WHEN CAN GO OUT. HUUUUUUH.
OH YOU EXIST? Er any day except monday tuesday thursday saturday la :D

psb: not sarcastic laa. your blogskin rlly very nice. your taste in songs v nice oso.haah
I am officially scared of you hahaha. Thanks :D

shimin cheong: hey! Daivid archuleta's crush rocks!!! u like him too?? :D
Hahaha i like that song cause it relates to me. He's cute and his voice is nice but I don't like him THAAAT much (:

Imma girl: Heys I love the way you do your blogskin!!!
The owner's basecodes helped alot actually. I just tweaked the codes. Thanks (:

Yan: WHEN COMING BACK?????
DIDN'T SEE THIS SORRY. 15TH CAME BACK LE (: Which Yan are you lolol.

AUDREY: HI MAK NICE BLOGSKIN (: K bye hahaa
Hi Audrey replied on your formspring. (:

HELLO: hey where did u go and work and how much do u earn per hour? What do u work as?
Bedok student care centre, $3+, student care... helper. Respectively :D

313anor: Jas...let chip in money 4 Jia yu bdae present...which is Hebe ablum,k?
313anor: Hi Jas.....Tagged me.....U r flying off??safe trip..if saw Show luo things must buy 4 me hor....haha
Oh kkk sureee hahah Japan i think no Show's things one! Eh what's your blog url I didn't update my links D:

Hi: HI jasmine. :D wut does guailan mean? you speak hokkien at home right? Y NO FORMSPRING
Guailan is a crude word for annoying. Yep I do. I no balls create la haha (: HI AGAIN, Hi.

K BYE I NEED SLEEP SO BAD. Okay lame lame good night.

58: So shag I can't think of a decent title

2010-12-15T17:36:00.003+08:00

I HAVEN'T WATCH THE RAPUNZEL MOVIE DAMMIT.
Oh hi yes I'm back.
I STILL HAVEN'T WATCH THE RAPUNZEL MOVIE BLARDY HAIRL.
Someone watch with me please I don't like going to the cinemas with Patrick he's so... unresponsive. And I'd look like a loser.

I'm so tired I'm going crazy ugh.
Blog about the trip some other time when I regain my sanity bye.

57: Can you hear the bells ringing far, far away?

2010-12-08T13:32:00.004+08:00

Gonna be on the plane towards Japan in about 10 hours time
Most probably won't be bringing phone there though
So you won't have to pay like ten bucks for every text message sent
But still don't sms later really got reply I bet you won't sleep for 10 days 10 nights

& yes Seow I'll 1) look out for shuaiges 2) stalk out their names and fb 3) bring back the airplane logcake for you.
Omg can you believe it I'm going to more than 5000 kilometres away from you oh the joy
And I don't care if Wuzun knocks right onto your door please don't fly over to Japan and spoil my perfectly peaceful vacation hor.

Okay tag replies

ESTELLA: HAHAHA psb loves you. I DO TOO AND I MISS YOU. Omg i have a plan. I shall tell you soon. :D
AWW SAME HERE. I'm flying off tonight don't die of missness k :D
psb: diff from original. rock on babe!!
psb: hi imma back srsly i used this blogskin before and never once had i ever done it up so prettily and
psb: luv the way you edit blogskins 8D naise blog!
Oh hi lol alot of people can do that actually and you sound sarcastic lol. Thanks anyway
ESTELLA: Waaaaaanna help me plan the christmas party? (:
YES REPLIED ON FB :D
Hi: ok now i'm not anon i have a name!
Oh hi, Hi!

I'll be missing 4 trainings and my teeth hurts I can't even bite marshmallows.
Oh my damn I just posted on my own wall instead of Seow's wall and some people came to guailan zz.
K BYE SINGAPORE AND YOUR CRAZY INHABITANTS ):

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I LOVE THE WAY THEY DANCE TO THE RINGDINGDONG PART LOLOL.

56: You got me mesmerised, so hypnotised

2010-12-07T18:34:00.005+08:00

Hi I forgot what happened the whole of last week except Friday.
Friday: 1 hour in the rain for autograph card with Seow
Skipped work for training 30 bucks fly away ~
Aww dear Eunice is asking me why I didn't go for so long and telling me she misses me on facebook chat lol.
Trained at Marine Parade CC's rooftop basketball court.
Same old weird stuff and I almost died during pt.
After that went toilet change and had fun trapping Jamie Ng in the dark dark toilet.
Okay they did that to me too but Jasmine is like, so brave okay.
Yi Xuan and the other juniors left early and I called her one zillion times before she picked up and that nice girl pangsehed Han Yi to go Novena with Seow and I. Like, DUH.
Jamie Shiying and Xiyu decided to go eat somewhere near and Wen Qi wanted to go Novena Square to get her Fahrenheit (triple-checked the spelling just in case it's wrong and Seow comes after me with a chopper) autograph card.
Went with Seow and Yi Xuan in the end.
Gayed on the bus (SHE WAS PINNING ME AGAINST THE GLASS) while Yi Xuan pretended not to know us.
Got off at Eunos and stopped to buy sushi and mrted to Bugis.
Lunched at food court and looked like retards trying to flatten drink cans.
Yi Xuan tried stepping on a cocacola can and it flew a good 3 metres away. How... powerful.
Finished lunch and mrted to Novena while Yi Xuan got off at Newton.
Found the shopping mall and some woman told us that we had to queue from outside the mall.
Bloody hell the queue was friggin long. Got 1 kilo?
Walked and walked, groaned, then walked and walked somemore, then groaned then saw the end of the queue.
I was like, SERIOUSLY?!
Totally felt like going home but already promised her so oh well ~
Tried to escape by climbing the metal gate just beside me but my hand couldn't reach the top.
OH THEN IT RAINED.
After 5 minutes we were completely drenched, yes those underwear also wet type of drenched.

Jasmine: If I tell you I got umbrella now will you kill me?
Seow: Don't use la, very fun leh

Seow's cool to the maxzxc.
Took out the other jersey and covered my head with it and we talked and talked and talked.
Finally moved into the shopping mall and she got her autograph and blah.
I was shivering by that time and I think I must have looked super uneasy cause she kept asking if I was okay lolol
Bought eachacup (omg I love their bubbletea) then mrted with her.
Northsouth line's mrt trains have super cold aircon zzz.
I came up with the awesome idea of blowing hot air onto my arms but I looked as though I was smelling my armpit and this guy in skinnies stared at me.
Finally reached home around 7.
The hot shower's my new best friend nowz.

Today: Toa Payoh with babas
Mrted to Toa Payoh after training
Started rating guys at the food court & there was this guy in his 30+ who was tending his stall and he was wearing this blue cap and had stylo hair AND HE LOOKED ALOT LIKE BONG JOON GU FROM PLAYFUL KISS.
Got really loud with Shiying cause of that (oops)
Wen Qi was totally zihigh and kept repeating the Wuzun zaoxia thingy which she found really really really hilarious (I don't put 3 'really's for no reason)
+ Her laughter was damn contagious which got us all laughing and Shiying was there face-palming the whole time (Y)
I went home after that while the other 3 went to Shiying's place.
Sorry people it's so far awayyyyyyyyyyy ):

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Oh yes just changed blogskin everything's red black and white now ahaha.
And does the long bright red header at the top look out of place?
Or do I find it weird cause I stare at it for so long lol.
Maybe I should change it back to black color hmm.
I'm really hungry now mum dad where's my dinner give it to me quick or I'll eat my brother.

BYE.
P/S Formspring can either be really nice, or really not nice. When it's really not nice, it's really not nice. You get my point la.

55: I would appreciate it if you could just tell me in the face that I'm not good enough

2010-12-02T22:27:00.006+08:00

Me: (Puts towel on head) So cute hor.
Seow: That was the worst lie I've ever heard.

Went over to Seow Wen Qi's place to play ball then bused to school to meet Jamie and Xiyu.
Walked over to kampong arang for lunch and on the way Wen Qi decided to do her thousand-years-of-pain on Xiyu and she screamed and this uncle who walked past went "Are you alright?" in a really weird accent which left us giggling all the way to the hawker.
Xiyu did her collect-cans-to-exchange-for-money thing and she went over to this table outside some stall and snatched up a drink can and came back to us.
Then she realised the person haven't finished the drink LOL.
Laughed like mad while pretending we didn't know her and people were staring.
Walked around the whole hawker centre looking for cans (?!?!)
Couldn't find any so decided to go back school.

Highlight of the day
1) We walk past this huge dog which looked super tame
2) Jamie sticks out her hand
3) Dog suddenly barks
4) Jamie and Seow scream and move backwards
5) Unfortunately Seow had her whole arm tied to my bag strap (OKAY i know we're weird but that's not the point) and Xiyu was in between us and the bag strap was like, over her bra?
6) Wen Qi pulls my bag in an attempt to escape
7) I move back too and Xiyu falls backwards... onto a chair! :D
8) ALL THE CANS DROP AND EVERYBODY IN THE FREAKING HAWKER CENTRE TURNS TO LOOK AT US.

Marvellous I say, marvellous.
Xiyu complained of backache though, hope she's okay :/
Friendly match with Huayi and seniors after that. Let's just say I'm not good at bball fullstop.
Shan't rant about anything now doesn't do anybody good I think the previous post was enough z.

Tag replies. Eh people tag more leh it's funny seeing more anons than people I actually know

Shimin Cheong :D: welll, hi :D
Shimin Cheong :D: JASMNE MAK!!!
O_O ni hao

ESTELLA: JASMINEEEEE SO HOW CAN YOU COME? (:
ESTELLA: Neh.
): Didn't go in the end. Heard there's a Christmas party? Miss youz ):

-: did estella get into IP?
-: and chio
-: i think your so ****ING cute
She didn't ): Easy on the profanities thanks I'm not

Audrey: Did James get into dhs by wushu?:D
Hi (: He didn't hehe. I saw him filling the option form that day so most prob not

psb: wesley jio you before rite y dunwan stead him
Lol no he didn't and I think that answers the second question?

X. Wei :D: why you so hyper and crazy!!!!!!!!!
Hi! :D Lol I lost my sanity thanks to the lovable children )):

54: Why doesn't Oh Ha Ni like Gi Tae?!?!

2010-12-01T22:18:00.006+08:00

Yesterday's yesterday
Pamelyn's place (AGAIN).
Met Jasmine Ong and her at bedok interchange then took 87 to Bedok North Sec cause they wanted to buy books for next year.
Waited at the bus stop because the security guard said no slippers allowed even before I could claim I was their mum. Oh well he wouldn't have believed anyway.
Sat at the bus stop and finished my breakfast and watched buses zoom by and trying to remember car plate numbers.
Those women took damn long can!
Bused back to interchange then Jasmine went home.
Bought bubbletea with Pamelyn then walked to her place.
Got hungry and bought cheese fries and instant noodles up (she lives on the second floor so whenever we wanna buy food we have to take the stairs down and up which helps us lose 0.5grams)
RAH PAMELYN B1.

Yesterday
Met Wen Qi to play ball and I ended up reaching 15 minutes late (oops) and she came down one million years later and we spent 20 minutes sitting by the court talking about food on the aeroplane and when there were the most shuaiges in tour groups -.-
I freaked out after that cause I was supposed to meet Xiyu in school at 11 and it was 10.07 already. (158 takes about 40 minutes to reach school from her place and we haven't even balled ._.) Best.
So we played for five minutes and I started jumping about persuading her to stop balling so we could reach school in time. Then she was like aiyah she also will late on la then i went oh yah hor then we played for another half an hour then we left her condo.
Saw 158 across the street while we were at the traffic light and the green light came on and we did 200 metre sprint to the bus stop. Demure to the max.
I think I lost 2 kg.
XIYU REACHED AT 11.30 ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))):
Got damn hungry and ate ramen from the korean stall which was the only one open and gained back my 2kg. Life is gay ):
Then Jamie came and Wen Qi distributed her eggs k yes that sounds wrong.
She bought them back from China and they contain seeds and soil inside which will grow into flowers (!!!)
I chose the one with colorful stripes and idk what species of flower but that makes it more exciting :D Xiyu chose the mimosa one. You know, touch the leaf then it will open then have to wait one hour for it to close one.
Then Wen Qi had to go for some CAF meeting and I tagged along since there was nothing else to do.
I thought I'd be super extra but in the end the people there were nice and funny.
Benjamin Tan was gay as per normal.
I don't remember myself laughing so hard in my life.
Anyway it finished and we walked back to ISH and shoot(ed) balls.
Then training started and I totally didn't put in effort for anything rahzzz. ):
The night before every training I'd tell myself to not be lazy and put in more effort and be daring and every night after training I can do nothing but think about every freaking mistake I did that afternoon and the whole cycle repeats. It's been two years already and I'm still afraid. I wish I had last year's confidence. Ah well better work hard in getting it back then :D
Training ended pretty late, walked to 30 bus stop with Seow, saw Xiyu and the others on the way and turned out they were talking about... I forgot what. Anyway Wen Qi squeezed in the topic of coughfatcoughwomancough and the stories of desparation.
Took mrt home from Bedok and they was this woman in front of me on the escalator who kept using the word 'like' while talking on the phone.
Like (oops) seriously, she said the word 'like' at least 20 times from the start of the esacalator till the end. I'M NOT EXAGGERATING. I goose-bumped at every single 'like'.

Today
Two words: Muscle ache
I should've at least walked around the house during the weeks there weren't training.

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OKAY BOYS OVER FLOWERS HAS STARTED BYE (:
TAG REPLIES NEXT TIME SORRY ):
And shuddup about broomsticks Seow )<

53: Friendships end, sometimes without leaving the slightest trail

2010-11-25T21:56:00.007+08:00

Mdm Loh: 不要看男孩子帅，越帅的就越 swai (hokkien for unlucky)

Work was easy yesterday since like half the centre's worth of students were out on excursion (Y)
Ended at 6 plus and walked with Xiao Wei to bedok station.
Walked to downtown east then got lost then called kimberly then got lost again then flagged down a taxi and the taxi driver told me I had to just walk a little more in front but he drove me in for free anyway. :D
Walked to the poolside and got raped by the 2C girls who were drenched to the skin with water.
I almost couldn't see Shiying cause you know, the night sky was black, now I don't wanna hurt feelings HAHAHA.
Went into the living room and Yu Tong said hi and Wang Qi said hi and Xin Le said hi and we played hide and seek in the dark.
Damn scary but the guys promised not to scare us so yeah.
It was fun but then I saw a lizard and it became not so fun.
Michelle asked me to wait outside the toilet door while she bathed so I talked to Siying and I totally felt like crying there and then.
Anyway the chiobu finished her bath and I went home with Siying.
The place was darn creepy la. Yuck.

Last day of work was nice.
Tricia wasn't there to um, sexual harass us so yup everything was fine.
Then I had to fetch Jethro and Yukit back from Yu Neng and it was raining donkeys.
Mdm Lee made me lug 3 umbrellas out for each of us.
Entered the school and stood in the lobby looking like an auntie waiting for expo to open.
Apparently Jethro and Yukit were already outside in the void deck and they were shouting my name + the word 'Auntie' behind.
Okay so people stared and I covered my face and ran out. Totally glamorous.
Passed them the umbrellas and they started doing the open-close-open-close thingy on the umbrella which shoots like one million gallons of water out. Into my face.
Oh and the lovely boys passed everything they had (which included a notebook, two waterbottles, a big purple file and a badminton racket) to me, saying they 'no hands'.
My left hand almost cramped.

Jethro: Eh Jasmine 我问你，你比我大还是比我小？
Me: 当然比你大啦 lame
Jethro: Oh 你讲你 penis 大 ah - Starts laughing damn loudly with Yu Kit -

Like hello boys you're only 8 you're supposed to be asking what a penis is.
We walked past the coffeeshop they suddenly wanted to close their umbrellas and kept trying to close it only to release it accidentally sending water flying TO MY BUTT.

Okay anyway got back to the student care safely without getting banged down by car and got pay and left at 6.15
And I just realised that the girl who was working with us all along was Koon Yee as in the Ngee Ann Sec 2 Koon Yee as in the Jiayu Koon Yee. K I'm not making sense my screws go a little loose at night.

OH James Mak got 249 everybody's happy and I'm happy and I really want to watch the Rapunzel movie.
Bye (: Buying books tomorrow with Xiyu and Jamie. And maybe Shiying. Hee I need my life back seriously.

Ooh yay holiday homework whee!!
No seriously bye

52

2010-11-22T23:08:00.003+08:00

Oh ma I'm beat. Woke up at freaking 7.25 today and lazed till 7.40 then realised I was going to be late and jumped out of bed and started brushing my teeth combing my hair and changing my clothes all at the same time.
Reached student care centre 8.30 on the dot whew. Like hello, 5 minutes is like... 25 cents okay. Can buy 2.5 fishballs according to Seow Wen Qi.
Xiao Wei went today! :D It has been four years since she graduated from there O_O
Anyway fetched Yu Lun and i-forgot-who back from Yu Neng and Yu Lun was annoying the hell out of me by crapping about punching neh-nehs oh my gosh.
Cute nevertheless :D
A lot of stupid stuff happened ... OH.
Bin Ru was coming down the stairs when I just arrived. AND. HE. SMILED. AT. ME.
Totally made my day can. Heheh.

4 - 6pm was spent stoning on the chair in front of the door till my butt felt... feverish.
Sin Yan came with uno cards and I was like oh wow man's most entertaining invention.
Played Stress with her and got really stressed and they called me siaozhabor ._.
Hmm then played checkers with Tricia.
Then the doorbell rang and I got the door and the man outside said 'Lee Bin Ru' and I started hyperventilating in front of him. Nice first impression Bin Ru's dad has of me now.
Called Bin Ru and he gave the super cute smile again and packed his bag and went home.
Continued with checkers game then the children started pouring in from upstairs so we stopped the game and answered the door again and again and again.
Ended at 6.

There's work tomorrow and yes I have to wake up early in the morning seven oclock.
I haven't finished my cards and chalet's tomorrow woohoo.
I think I'm going for the barbeque on the second day. Only ):
Ah whatever I feel like hugging everyone of them now zzzah.

Oh and if you didn't already now, I hate liars and petty people. Yep 'hate' is a strong word and that's why I'm using it. Just saying (:

Something stinks and I think it's me. Good night world.

51 And I wonder if I ever cross your mind

2010-11-21T17:51:00.003+08:00

191110
I love candid shots.

Went out the Jiayu and Pamelyn
Pizzahut for lunch and got amused by a group of girls who laughed like monkeys.
Jiayu kept taking burst shots which resulted in ten zillion unglams of us ughh.
After that when to shop for Pamelyn's birthday present and bought her a bag in the end.
Then went to the open space which was damn hot because it had no shelter or aircon because it was in the open space.
Spammed act cute photos and I kind of regret now because out of 91 photos on fb there are like 80 unglams.
Walked around abit and saw Crystal Tan from bball o_o
Pamelyn went to get her cookies from Famous Amos *drools* then we went home.

Went to Wild Wild Wet with family yesterday :D
It was fun then it started raining like mad and babies were crying so it became not so fun.
And the stamp ink one my arm doesn't want to come off and it looks as if my boyfriend abused me everyday.
Nevermind it's cool and red.

Oh and work starts tomorrow zzz.
No I'm fine with the kids I JUST DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP AT 7.30 OH MAN.
Oh well wish me good luck I hope I don't get a broken nose or anything worse.

BYE (:

jerome: Yo.
Ni hao.

Wen Qi (rocks.): OMG MAK IT ISNT FLAT IN THAT PICTURE NOT BAD NOT BAD.
WHAT. Jealous is it!

Michelle: && RELINK :D
Michelle: HAI MAK. ((:
HAI CHIO. Relinked (:

Isabelle: Hi future classmate (: vernetta, what you mean O_O hahah.
Hi :D Haha in her 3rd tag she was quoting from my blogpost about 3B. (:

Estella > 3B: It's okkk don't need to worry that i'll come. (: Cannot make it plus geog hates me.
Lol this kind of people don't care la. Trying to separate us only tsk ):

Vernetta: hahahahah i like :) Hi future classmate hahahahahah! and ps, i keep pressing enter :X
Vernetta: And there's still Isabelle Vernetta Enqi. LOL all siao siao one i like
Vernetta: anyway
Vernetta: Wah who so evil ask estella dont come sia
Hahaha hello :D Replied at your formspring!

50

2010-11-19T10:33:00.002+08:00

Spent almost the whole of yesterday at Pam's place (again).
Played maple then watched Saw.
I could have just read the whole damn script cause my eyes were closed the whole time leaving only space for the subtitles. Bloody bloody bloody.
Then the computer showed signs of pre-explosion so we watched tv instead.
Then her mum and sister came back and I said hi and I said bye and left.

Going out with madwomen today (again).
Eleanor JasmineOng and Shimin can't make it ):

K bye (:

49 No matter what class you get in, you're still you

2010-11-17T13:47:00.003+08:00

Oh the agony.

Went out with Jiayu and Pam on the 15th.
Met at Pasir Ris at 12 + and Jiayu saw her senior who told her that she would pluck her face off and we walked over to E!hub.
Started the don't-stare-at-people-or-they'll-stab-your-heart-out thing and looked like complete retards. But really, the murder was scary ):
Watched Pam eat while we talked about primary school and us being the noisiest class in the student care and hot guys and about how much we all sucked at physics and how Jiayu's friends gave up teaching her.
Oh and her Taecyeon ughhh.
Walked over to watch Edele: Rise of the Mummies, which was quite nice.
The first ten minutes before the movie was spent throwing popcorn around which explains the popcorn I found in my shirt.
Walked around for damn long and the bowling alleys were full. Blah.
Neoprinted and decided to walk back to Whitesands since we could talk more this way lol.
Jiayu told ghost stories that were most probably wholly made up by her.
HAHA SO UNPROFESSIONAL.
Mrted to Bedok then Pam wanted to walk and Jiayu clinged/clang/clung on to me cause she didn't want to wait alone.
Reached Nai's place around 8.

Anyway received streaming results on 16th
Decided not to appeal to triple science + history after .. counseling. Lol.
Michelle called me and we started highing about having each other in the same class heehee.
And there's still Isabelle Vernetta Enqi. LOL all siao siao one i like! :D Oh Yingwei too (:
And Michelle + Shiying + Angela duh. HI SHIYING.
Hope next year turns out well!

Kk tag replies

3B: can you like , tell Estella not to come 3B ? Thanks .
Hi who are you to say that. It's her choice where she wants to go. Anyway she doesn't even intend to enter this class my dear, she wants physics chem and history -.-

Cheong shimin: JASMINE!
WHAT.

Alex: sorry typo, should me environmental:P
Alex: Hi^^ First time visit your blog:P, it's so environmentally friendly, hehe
That's a .. new way of describing a blog? Another typo up there and hi ._.

ESTELLA: HI HAHAHAHAH WE HAVE TO GO OUT PLEEEEAAASSSSEEEE. LINK ME BB (:
YESH. Jiayou for remaining papers! RELINKED :D

Im from Year 2: wat class you in??
3B (:

AUDREY: Oh ya ya ya relink me:)
Relinked, short :D

shiying: WHOOOOO
YES uh, happy belated? SAME CLASSSSSSSS :D

ESTELLA: WENQI SEXY.
HAHA fbts wor ~

Anon: haha.. :) hope u get into ur first choice combi.. wif ngee siang
Hi hahah nah I didn't ): He went triple + history I went physics chem geog. Oh well :D

48 Because not everything that counts can be counted

2010-11-14T13:16:00.004+08:00

I forgot to post this the other time D:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIYING!
(Red for you!)
All that there's to be said is in the yellow paper already :D

SHIYING'S B'DAY CELEBRATION
Wen Qi, Jamie, Crystal and Stella were supposed to meet Shiying before making their way over to downtown east while Rennie Poot and I waited there.
Apparently Crystal couldn't make it so the three of them blindfolded Shiying all the way from Serangoon to Downtown East using um, Wen Qi's baba tee.
Don't ask me, I don't know how.
Anyway they reached around 1130 and looked damn retarded going up the stairs lol
Anyway cut the cake which was as hard as a, computer mouse.
Then started smearing some on Shiying who totally didn't expect anything hahahah
Some of the cake tio Wen Qi's shirt and she yelled like some auntie who dropped her apples on the road.
Started singing the birthday song in Malay (Since Shiying was one)
Haven't sing finish, Wen Qi's primary school friend walked past and she started waving madly at her.
Lol the epiccest things happen when you're with Wen Qi.
Anyway finish eating and singing then headed over to eat (more)
Had to leave early so left with Wen Qi.
Met Pamelyn at her block downstairs and she passed me her thumbdrive and I went home.

Maplestory didn't want to download itself so I have nothing to do for the next 47 days other than work train work train work train. YIPPEE.
And I've been treating Pam's place like some free LAN ._.
I'm bound to gain 5 kg by this month Pam and I have been doing nothing but sitting in front of the computer eating instant noodles and cheese fries and drinking bubbletea and soon we won't be able to squeeze out of the door zzzzah.

OKAY BYE.
To Estella: Good luck for tomorrow k, then can play like mad already :D Wo gei ni ai de li liang (Lol Wen Qi) Yup jiayouuuuuuuuuuu (:

47

2010-11-10T23:22:00.004+08:00

Woke up at 10 today which was when I was supposed to play ball with Seow.
I could almost hear her screaming at me through her sms lol.
Met her for lunch at Paya Lebar to make up for it heheh.
It was fun accidentally walking past this shuai guy's shop one million times and accidentally looking in.
Macs was mad crowded but people started to leave so yep.
Trained back at 1 plus to meet Pamelyn.
Bought our snacks then walked to her house.
Watched Human Centipede omg.
It was bloody bloody eww.
Rui Qi the sadist is telling me on msn how awesome and funny the show is.
Anyway survived the movie and tried launching Maple but somehow it hates me and didn't want to launch.
Stupid it was working perfectly well for her yesterday while I was at home moaning about how much my computer sucked.
Oh well reboot restart shutdown uninstall install.
Her computer didn't give in to my desperation ughhhh.
And guess what it's working now when I'm at home moaning about how much my computer sucks. HOORAY.
Anyway spent the leftover-time-which-was-supposed-to-be-spent-playing-maple stalking chiobus with Pam. Zzz.
Left her house and regretted not peeing before that while walking over to Nai's place.
YES THE END OF A BORING DAY I STILL HAVE TWO MONTHS TO GO OHMANZZZ.

Note to self: Don't wear a shirt that shouts your name when you know you're walking past a place with lots of bengs WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE YOUR NAME

Oh and Da Ge has lobang for Mos Burger cause of his seniors and Xin Rui the retard has lobang for ice cream selling. HMM.
But most probably sticking to student care job like please I've been working there since primary 6 and who can resist those kids(?!) hhahaha. I hope Bin Ru hasn't quit :D :D
Wanna sleep bye (:

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Wen Qi so cute fullstop.

Tag replies

WEIXUANNN: YEA I KNOW WENQI WITH HER FRINGE DOWN PRETTY RIGHT. :>
Yesss hahah esp without specs! :D

Jerome: hello
Hi this is random :D

november: hey there this guy beside me interested in you rofl
Oh okay cool name

SIYING: I LOVE THE PIC SIAH. CUZ GOT ME. xD N UR BLOG SONG I LIKE.
HAHAH BHB SIA. OF COURSE LA MY BLOG LEH. Haha yep I like the girl's voice (:

Ling Ngee Siang: we get into the same class :D
Ling Ngee Siang: BTW. IT WAS ME WHO SAID 7-11 CAN USE EZLINK CARD TO BUY THINGS.
K la k la you smartest la hehe. YES we shall and ***** shall not get into the same class as us. I've been chanting before my meals faithfully! :D

Wen Qi: JASMINE MAK POST SOMETHING (YOU CAN TALK ABOUT MY CUTENESS) IM DAMN BORED.
POSTED. Oh wait I forgot to talk about your cuteness wait ahhh ~

Anon: no lei i still tink ur vball quite good. a pity ur class dint get top 4 )':
Haha your standard of good abit low uh. Hmm yeah aiyah over le la!

Eleanor: yo Jas i'm back...when 1 go out 2gether??Tagged me at showluonxiaoguiispartofmylife.blogspot.com
Next monday hahaha :D Kk tagged

MuRong:D: Hi retarded pig.
Replied at your formspring. HI :D

AUDREY: *LOL
AUDREY: *WHAT
AUDREY: And what the hell am I doing here at this time. LOl
AUDREY: HWAT!! HALF MY HEIGHT?! LOL EH INSULT. I WILL GROW ONE OK!!! :D
HAHA yeah lor never sleep! Your next accomplishment shall be +0.00001 cm. Embark on your arduous journey now.

Adeline: yoyo cute :D tagged!!
Adeline Wong? Hahaha hi never leave link!

46

2010-10-31T13:20:00.003+08:00

I'm here since Seow told me to post.
Hmm. Idk what to post actly.

27/10
CME trip

I don't remember anything except the place name. Haw Par Villa.
Lol after that went back school then macs with Xiyu Rachel Siying.
Xiyu left early and we went to the playground to play.
Oh gosh I've never taken so many photos at one go with only 2 other people.
Siying went back hostel after that while I took circle line with Rachel while talking about her favourite KINGSTON. :D

28/10
Inline skating in school / Second last day with 2C
After that stayed in class to eat and watch movie with (like half of) 2C.
Watched Bride Wars which got us restless after about 10 minutes into the show ._.
At 3 there were only 10 people left.
Played catching throughout the whole junior high block lol.
It was fun :D Reminded me of last year.
I fell asleep in 1H while hiding from them then when I woke up I thought i had spent the night at school.
Awesome I know.
Went back to class to eat more and talk and eat more and talk.
Left for klp with Rachel Angela and Ngee Siang at 5.
Nikki went home.
Apparently we knew we were broke and assumed Angela had money.
Then she told us she had only 2 bucks. When we reached klp.
So we survived on Pringles and plain water which made me feel like some African kid.
Then Rachel was like 'EH SEVEN ELEVEN CAN USE EZLINK CARD BUY THINGS LEH'.
And we went down to buy stuff.
Then I suddenly remembered I told Wen Qi I'd have dinner with her that day so I left for Aljunied.
She came in fbts and fringe down omg damn pretty you know.
Anyway ate till like 730 then went home.

29/10
Last day of school

Mad photo taking and hugging in class.
Admin stuff then went to hall for some level fiesta thing.
Wen Qi came to find me.
Uh if you know Wen Qi, that's always not a good thing.
Ate more stuff and I stole her Eclair when she held her plate damn close to her face while looking away.
Damn tempting can.
So she found out and I pointed at some random girl walking past but she didn't believe.
I wonder when she became this smart.

OH and I found out that Ling Ngee Siang's first choice is triple science geog too and his gpa is same as mine so we might go into the same class next year and we did our retarded spin-around-in-one-circle-then-hi-five thing in the middle of the hall.
Went macs with Wen Qi and Rennie and talked about STUFF. Hor Wen Qi.

-

Oh btw Ling I dreamt that I received a dhsmail telling me we both got into triple plus geog and I started jumping on my bed when I woke up and I was in a super good mood in the morning till I just checked my dhsmail and I realised I still have 20 plus mail unread and there was no such inbox.
They say what you dream of won't come true in real life. OH WELL.

ZAI JIAN.

45

2010-10-20T18:26:00.003+08:00

Waited half an hour at kallang kfc for Seow.
She came at like 1040 and we ate.
Went to macs and redeemed our hashbrown hehehe.
Cheapskate ftwww.
Met Edmund who said I looked like a lion.
Oh her class got third for interclass! :D
Went over to Macs to find Xiyu and Yi Xuan and talked about stuff.
Then circle lined to Wen Qi's place while Xiyu got off at Paya Lebar and Yi Xuan at Marymount or something. Loner again ahaha.

Seow and I got off at MacPherson and went to stalk people.
The go-every-single-storey-and-apartment-to-look-for-someone type of stalk.
It was uh, fun.
Seow am I revealing too much LOL.

Headed back to her condo and had instant noodles for lunch at the playground.
Saw two kittens and she started her omgomgomgsocute thing again.
Left at 1 plus and went to Simei collect phone.
I freaked out after that cause the SIM card wasn't with me.

"Hello mummy hello mummy you know where my SIM card is?!"
"What are you using to call me?"
"OH."

BUSY DAYYY BYE.

44

2010-10-17T12:55:00.004+08:00

EOYS ARE OVER

And I got a decent sunburn :D
And I lost around 2 kgs walking to and fro klp and school everyday before eoys.
I wonder why 2 cups of yogurt everyday didn't make me gain weight though.
Oh and alot of stuff happened while mugging with Rachel Ngee Siang.
Ailing joined us in like mid-eoy.
Hee guys thanks for the awesome mugging time.
It's been fun gling ahlians, getting chased by the security guard, getting Angela lost and screaming like mad in the lift during the seventh month :D

TODAY

Played with 2J and 2F.
Won one :D
After that went klp with 2C people for lunch and yogurt.
Then cabbed over to ecp to cycle swim skate talk.
While waiting for cab there was this group of ahbengs saying stuff like jasmine, want take my car and eh number 6 my favourite number.
ESTELLA'S NAME GOT PRONOUNCED AS ESTELLE AHAHAH.
Okay maybe we shouldn't have printed our names so big lah hor.
It happened alot of times already.
Anyway we daoed and got onto the cab :D
Vballed on the sand and got wet in the water.
Then Michelle as usual kept taking photos and we started suaning her.
Sheryl and Michelle went to rent skates while we sat on the sand talking about peeing in our pants. And shitting on toilet doors. Hor Yu Ru.
Yu Ru and Yu Fei left early and all of us left at 6.

Ah I see alot of unglams on facebook.
Thou shall not untag hehe.

Anon: imma not a ma'm! hahahhh eh u played rlly well today. Ur digs are good :)) good luck for tomorrow!!
Uhh okay thanks. Cheh I always hit seh-ehk one siah lol.

rennie: hi mak. bye mak.
Tag replied hehee

psb: EOYs finish already can you update blog??! :D
Updatedddd :D

AUDREY: HI MAK OMG I GREW 1.2CM!!!!
OMG ACCOMPLISHMENT. THAT'S LIKE ABOUT 50% OF YOUR HEIGHT?!?!

ESTELLA: IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO GET BLACKER, YOU WERE WRONGGGGGGGGG
HAHA yes I like black i like black i still like black.

ESTELLA: OMG I LOVE 'NEED YOU NOW'. AND HI I'M BLACKER THAN BEFORE.
Yesyes it's a nice song hehe

shiying: hahaha you know what. i realised that jamie and i werent editted by you
HAHA got edit lor just that yall too black look like never edit like that.

Wen Qi: HI MAKKKY im so touched by ur dedication that minghaorocks :D may minghao gei wo men ai de li liang
O god.

Anon: hahhahaa imma notta saying. oh nice songs! i love Need You Now by Lady Antebellum.
ikr! :D

Ah tomorrow playing against 2G someone dig us 10 coffins please.

43

2010-10-09T16:51:00.003+08:00

Ah I haven't finish-finished my geog ):
AND OMGOMGOMG ESTELLA SHIYING.
MEGA SIZED JUNIOR! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOEWKW8KGIo&feature=related

K i just wasted half my day.

42: I told her, loving you is my specialty

2010-10-08T21:12:00.004+08:00

Dearest Seow
HAHA Jamie and Shiying look so naturally black there.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY DECENT PHOTO WITH YOU SO I PUT THAT ONE UP WHERE WE'RE ALL SMELLY AND WET AND TOOT IN OUR JERSEYS HEH.
Anyway we weren't that close in year 1.
I can't believe I thought you weren't nice in the first place.
Ugh somehow people who I've had bad impressions of end up being close to me. Oh well.
I love going to your place to play ball on Saturday mornings before training or wtv shit and end up like retards screaming the whole block awake. Oh and stalking that guy who you thought was very shuai but is only average. OH HOLY YOUR TASTE. I remember going to your place to run afterschool. So we ended up eating and talking more than we ran hmm. BEST (Y) HAHA and running past a particular somebody's block and desperately finding out which block he lives in. BUT NOW WE KNOW HEEHEE :D I remember going to your house to mug LA. AND WE DID OMG. WHEEHEE. I remember the two of us walking with Yi Xuan and Han Yi to circle line after every training. And bullying her about her height. Ey actually you all two no diff in height what. Hehe. Going to school with you early in the morning six oclock has been damn fun. Esp the lift part where we'll meet Dora sometimes and she'll freak out like tsunami kana her house and start squealing around LOL. OHOH I remember when just before the team selection you and I were damn depressed to the extent of crying after training on 158. Foking immature, I say. Shows how much we've changed since the start of this year :D OH 158, hahaa I remember our couple-seat and the super front of the bus. OH OMG remember that auntie we met at 30 bus stop? The one who went nonstop talking about christianity. HAHA I feel like I've remembered so many things all of a sudden O_O Hm and I like how I know you're near whenever I hear a JASMINE MAKKK or GISELLE OH from like this bunch of crowd and your head will come bobbing out with the eyebrows moving up and down and up and down and up and down. I haven't mastered the skill yet ugh. And I like the way we share stuff about As and Bs. Coincidence huh (: OMGOMG and YMCA :D Haha we shld learn the song manz. AH I FEEL SO HYPER NOW LOL I TYPED HYPER WRONGLY FOR THREE TIMES IN A ROW NOW I FEEL SO LOUSY. IN CONCLUSION I LOVE ALL THE BUS RIDES CAB RIDES CIRCLE LINE WALKS BASKETBALL TRAININGS LUNCHES MUGGING SESSIONS MINGHAOROCKS(S).
Whoo I've still got alot left unsaid D:
OKAY LOVE JASMINE I KNOW YOU'RE DAMN TOUCHED NOW. PLEASE DON'T START CRYING OUT LOUD ABOUT HOW NICE JASMINE IS CAUSE THE WORLD ALREADY KNOWS. BYE WOMAN ENJOY YOUR 14TH. OMG 14 ALR STILL SO SHORT.
Oh whoops I always forget this.

HAPPY 14TH BIRTHAY, SEOW!

ESTELLA: THEN WE'LL MAKE VOODOO DOLLS AND STAB PEOPLE WE DON'T LIKE
ESTELLA: HEY MAK CHEER UP IF YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT ANYTHING YOU CAN COME AND FIND ME TO CRY (:
HAHAHAH HEY. Aiyah it's nothing sad just that i was thinking some shit then decided to just VROOOOOMZ it out here. IF GOT ANYTHING I'LL FIND YOU TO CRY HAHA. Can we have a bear voodoo doll? RAH :D

Anon: also cute hahaha. good luck for eoys sleep early drink lots of water okay :)
Hahah okay yes ma'm may I know who you areee

CRYSTAL: yooo tagged dar <3>
Thanks (: Which Crystal are you!

:): whos the guy u talking bout in ur latest post?
There's a reason why I didn't state his name yo

41: When things reach the point of no turning back, don't you turn back

2010-10-03T19:05:00.002+08:00

Ever sat on the back seat of the car watching trees zoom by
And thoughts just drift to this particular someone?
Someone who you haven't talked to for... you don't remember how long actually.
No, he's not your crush or best friend or anything more.
You still remember when he first talked to you.
Mass conversation.
Msn friend request.
Daily conversations.
We all know the damned procedure.

You know his crush he knows yours.
Then something happens. Something always happens.
You apologise.
He says nevermind, talk to him instead of me if you like him so much.
You apologise.
He goes offline.
You spend half your night staring out of the window.
You text him sorry, he tells you to get a good sleep and stop thinking about it.
You spend the next few hours staring at the night sky.
The next day you're both online and no one initiates a conversation.
No one bothers anymore.

It sucks watching a things change overnight, it sucks more knowing very well it's your fault.
Oh and I'm sorry (for being a bitch, despo, failed friend last year) and i want those times back, You ):
I swear I'll never treat anyone else like this ever again or I'll jump off a building in front of you.

OKAY OFF MY CHEST JOY TO THE WORLD WHATEVER YAY.
Blogging helps seriously haha.
Okay this feels damn weird cause the moods are like, contrasting.
Bye, blog soon I hope.

LOL: HAPPY CHILDRENS' DAY!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
HAHA are you who I think you are? OI I'M NOT A CHILD.

-: hellos you seem so hyper in schl. Cn I have your no.? You seem lyk a fun person (((:
Uhh no not here lol

psb: i luv your blogposts!! :)
Eh thanks hah (:

Behind every successful man is a capable woman

2010-10-03T13:04:00.002+08:00

She understands when I talk to her, which I do every night. She keeps awake for me; I tell her about my day’s work, read her favorite poems. I told her, ‘I would try and keep you company for as long as I can.’ That’s life. She understood. I’m not sure who’s going first, whether she or me.
- Mr Lee Kuan Yew

Deepest condolences to Mdm Kwa Geok Choo ):

Okay back to mugging. 4 days ughh.

)))))))))))))))))))))))))):

2010-09-27T22:48:00.000+08:00

WHY AM I EVEN HERE DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BYE.

38: I feel like we're on two ends of the earth

2010-09-23T22:46:00.003+08:00

History consultation today with Ling Rachel Sylvia Nikki and Mr Chin
I finally understand stuff man heheh.
Digressed alot and ended up talking about army and ranks and smelly stuff he wore.
Then he told us about stuff he saw and we got all freaked out ughhh.
Now Ngee Siang's desperately finding ways to exempt himself from national service LOL.
Left music room at 530 and Mr Chin continued playing his violin.
I wonder how he can stay so unscared alone in a room when it's all dark outside lol.

Mugged more at macs then walked to circle line.
Maths pop tomorrow and I haven't studied yet yayyyy.
Sleeping early tonight cannot tahannnnnnnnn. BYE :D

Nothing much, you just happened to me

2010-09-22T22:16:00.002+08:00

- crushed chocolate on the floor -
Us: ANGELA WHY YOU SHIT!

ACC test today
I love zheng he tai jian whoo

Library for our shuo ming wen thing and Estella was doing retarded stuff with her pen.
With Shiying and I pretending not to know her.

Mugged with Ling, Rachel, Siying and Angela (I've repeated these names one zillion times)
I came up with the idea of building a nice little room for our maid and Ling pushed the 8 tables together so there was a empty space in the middle where we put a dust bin for Angela to sit on and mug.
Apparently she didn't appreciate our goodwill and kept trying to escape.
After that serious mugging till 6+ then left school.
Ling and Rachel played the stupid omg-jasmine's-invisible-i-can't-see-her game on the way to mountbatten station.

Why am I still updating this shit when eoys are in 2 weeks+ time.
Oh well

lolol: someone asked you for stead
lolol: what if
Say no..? That was damn random lol

yutong: i like the eraser post, ahahhaha :)
HAHA. Just just! Rmb?

Mu Rong:D: Where got! HAHAHH. I look demure when im talking to you too *Heh (: No lor its flat as a wall HAHA.
NOT AS BAD AS A WALL OKAY. Demure people don't slap people's butt oh please :D

36: I wished upon 1111 and I wished it on you, it's been 4 nights but nothing's come true

2010-09-17T22:56:00.004+08:00

Ling: -Eats an eraser - (No seriously)
Yu Tong: What's wrong with you, you eraser-eater
Me: Oh stop rubbing it in

MAF CELEBRATIONS TODAY.
Omg Mu (space) Rong looked damn demure on stage today.
Ahem Yu Ru also.

Kfc for lunch
& kfc for dinner :D
& I've got a sore throat now :D
I think the screaming with Rachel Angela Yuru LNS contributed alot.
Okok rewind.

MAF celebrations
Foo Suan Fong Xiao Zhang went up to sing lolol.
Then Rachel and Sylvia performed then Sylvia's brother sang hee hee.
Ended at 6

Walked to kfc with Rachel Angela & Ling
Ling kept bullying Angela while eating and it was entertaining so yayz.
We started playing the scissors-paper-stone-game-where-the-person-who-loses-must-slurp-up-chilli+cheese
Apparently we kept winning cause Ling told us what to show.
So, sad for Angela.

Left kfc and we did all the stuff we usually did like scaring Angela.
Homed.

Eoys come in exactly 20 more days i don't care if this makes you freak out and throw your cereals everywhere.
I'm so tired I wanna sleep bye.

Oh wait, Angela = Barbarella Chantel Thomas Leticia Bongnino (Eh Shiying your sis here)

35: Cause I don't mind being late for school if I'm dreaming a dream with you in it

2010-09-14T22:33:00.003+08:00

Science consultation with Ling and Rachel.
Whoo I finally get it heh.
Got damn high with Rachel and I was like LET'S GET MARRIED
So um we're engaged now hmm.

After that mugged bio for 2 hours half then left for macs.
They ate while I watched them eat.
Walked to circle line station then waited for Ling to finish his ice cream.
Rachel kept eyeing my chest ohman.
On the escalator Ling thought he very cute so he started sliding his waterbottle along the escalator thing (you know the space between two escalators) and he accidentally let go and it went zooming down.

After that catwalked in front of the security cams then took lift.
More dumb stuff happened like Ling gl-ing the uncle in the lift by asking which floor he wanted go to when there were only two floors in the mrt station.

Green lined with Frederick and Rachel.
BYE.
I miss basketball trainingggg.

SIYING: (:
AUDREY: WHATEVER.
HAHA

SIYING: lalala~ pray hard o audrey. :D im growing~~~
Pray or don't pray also no diff thanks Siying.

Anon: hahahh i tink ur profile's cute ;DD
Me leh? HAHA

AUDREY: shrinking doesn't mean I won' grow! >D
AUDREY: sucker.
HAHAHA you shrunk? I thought that kind of height already cannot shrink le!

SIYING: :D:D*
SIYING: NAAH. AUDREY DON ZILIAN WOR. ANYWAY, I THINK YOU ALREADY KNOW, I GREW BY ANOTHER 3 CM. YAYYEE. :D:D:
O good luck

34: It's freezing colddd

2010-09-11T23:53:00.004+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES MAK (the idiotic retarded qianbian showoff irritating disgusting) :D

I'm going to buy you 50 million assessment books for your birthday and make sure you suffer as much as I did before PSLE.

Oh shit I feel my leg cramping bye

33: When you need me, but do not want me, then I must stay. When you want me, but no longer need me, then I have to go - Nanny McPhee

2010-09-10T16:41:00.005+08:00

LOL EVAN.

Full day on wednesday and thursday.

Wednesday
Primary 2 had to do crosswords so yay.
Sat beside Tat Wei the act cool (and cool) guy LOL.
Helped him with the crosswords and for the whole time he didn't say anything except nod his head.
His face was damn serious lol. (Omg Shiying I realised something Monday tell you)
Finished his stuff then he started playing. Cooly.

Teabreak
Felix treated us chips.
Okay we forced him.

Went down to take care of the primary twos.
Nerissa came to me and stared at me with a constipated look for 5 whole seconds and went
为什么今天裤子那么松? and started pulling her shorts up from the back.
I almost fell off the chair

Anyway Mdm Lee told me to teach Yu Lun his compre.
Finished all his corrections then Tricia asked me to teach her sudoko lol.
After that mugged science in the hall since there weren't many people knocking on the door.
I still don't understand chem ughh.
Work ended at 6.
Walked to station with Pamelyn and Tricia.

Thursday
Primary twos again.
With Bin Ru and no Yu Lun (Y)
Corina came to talk to me about her school and stuff.
And she said that she finished her homework on friday saturday and sunday and I was thinking oh damn.
Played checkers with Tat Wei.
Ended work at 6.
Walked to station with Jiayu.
She could have walked straight home but she wanted to spend more time with me awww.
And we took bus 69 cause 69 is a nice number.
Reached home at 730

I'm going to miss themmm.
BYE.

P/S Thanks Da Ge helping me fetch the kids cause of my injury :D

32: All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you

2010-09-07T09:50:00.002+08:00

AUDREY: LOL :)
AUDREY: OK OBVIOUSLY YOU WILL LA-.-
AUDREY: 'll say im fantastiic
AUDREY: or maybe you'
AUDREY: i know there'll be
AUDREY: dot dot
Omg people.

Wen Qi: OMG GOT SHUAI ONE NVR CALL ME HMPH.
HAHA want make you jealous cannot ah. Eh I want watch movie leh.

SIYING: YOU SHOULD BE AUDREY. CUZ THERE WONT BE A SECOND TIME. xD
Omg people.

AUDREY: FIRST TIME YOU CALL ME NICE:D
AUDREY: I MUST SCREENSHOT THIS
AUDREY: awwwwwwwww:) im so touched:)
Omg people.

SIYING: THANKS AUDREY, HOW NICE.
HAHAH SARCASM.

AUDREY: cool hahahahhaa siying got owned :)
She always does hehh.

SIYING: I LIKE SHIYING'S NEW NAME
ME TOO :D
SIYING: HOW SWEET MAK. I SEE NOTHING BUT "HAPPY BIRTHDAE SIYING!" OKAY. xD THANKS. LALALA~
Oh hey short.

SIYING: HAHAH. THEN YOU SHALL. xD AND MAK, WHERE IS MY BIRTHDAY DEDICATION POST? TSK. :D
Hahah do le lah do le lah.

AUDREY: IT WILL WOMAN I SHALL PRAY
SIYING: AUDREY. MAY YOUR DREAM COME TRUE. x) YESH. EVIL PO. ):
Omg people.

AUDREY: and stupid po, she's like what 10cm plus taller than that o_o
(Y)

AUDREY: HEHEHE
AUDREY: i told Maria today, give me two years and I will be taller than her <: like, i think i will be 157
AUDREY: D:
HAHA that's so cute. I shall wait Audrey, I shall wait.

SIYING: HI AUDREY. I GREW. BY ONE FREAKING CM. ONLY. BUT I KNOW YOU'RE JEALOUS. :D NOT EQUAL HEIGHT LIAO xD
Oh hi Siying, I'm like 167 and I'm not jealous leh howww.

AUDREY: ZOMG EQUEAL HEIGHT, thanks for praising :) i wonder why you call me the short one -.- HAHAH
Omg people.

Shiying: i realised. Jasmine likes monkeys. In every form. (:
HAHA. And sharp chins.

SIYING: NAHH. EQUAL HEIGHT. THIS ZERO DIFFERENCE WONT LAST LONG. >D
Omg people.

AUDREY: why dyou say 'me will be taller than you one day' OH SO YOU SHRANK THEN NOW I TALLER ?! :DD
Omg people.

SIYING: oh please. me will be taller than you one day. TSKK. not today though. BUT, STILL, i will be TALLER
Omg people.

AUDREY: SIYING. I SHALLLLLL BE TALLER THAN YOU. soon. MARK MY WORDS
Omg people.

SIYING: poot. i cute okay. tskk. and i WILL grow. -_o
CUTE WHAT CUTE. Cute one over here okay.

I see my tagboard is revolving around the same topic.
Work was okay yesterday :D
Met Jiayu at 1130 for brunch.
Then she took out her macdonalds' coupon (which she pronounces kor-poon or smth) and started uh, wen qi-ing.
Then in the end coupon not valid LOL.
Went bubbleteashop to eat in the end.
Rah the auntie stopped working there already.
Ate cup noodles then walked over.

Zany from 1 to 3 then Eleanor joined me and we started debating whether Xiaozhu or Xiaogui was hotter.
Activity Room from 4 to 6 with Primary ones ohman.
Ended at 6 plus.
Poppy came and we went home and Mok cooked (HAHAH WENQI STOP LAUGHING.)
No photos today cause too busy peeling the kids off my body.

Meeting Pamelyn at kfc later then off to workkkkk
BYE.

31: I hate spraining stuff

2010-09-03T22:25:00.003+08:00

Last training todayyy.
And woohoo I twisted my feet while laying up and CRACK and yay.
Then I continued running cause I thought it was some small shit then I realised how pain it was and I started running in the wrong direction and jiaolian started shouting. Rah.

I wonder how I actually managed to reach home at like a snail's pace.
LOL I got offered a seat on the mrt train :D Shuai somemore (Hmm Wen Qi?)
Anyway. It felt damn dumb sitting through training like some retard and having people staring at me.
Whoo thanks Estella for the ice and hmm company?

I wanted to have dinner with Yi Xuan at macs and Wen Qi accused me of pangsehing and hid my bag.
AND ESTELLA HO YOU STUPID I HATE YOU.
Hide my bag still pretend to call Crystal ask for my bag LOL.
So anyway I tried to look pissed at them which apparently failed cause when I shuaied my head at Wen Qi my neck cracked then I laughed. Bused home with Estella and Seow.

Currently rolling around the house on a rolling chair. Faster recoverrr.
BYE.

30: Who are you? Tell me for more certainty, albeit I'll swear that I do know your tongue

2010-09-02T22:11:00.003+08:00

WHAT'S A LAMINA.

Someone who think ownself very cute.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lamina

And um, somebody whose name shouldn't be mentioned.
Lamina refers to the vaginal hole.
(Y)

And thanks Estella for the llama spam

OMG WHAT'S A LAMINA
SOME KIND OF LLAMA?
OMG LLAMAS SPIT
HOW COOL IS THAT
JERROLD CHENG LOOKS LIKE A LLAMA
SO WHAT'S A LAMINA
OMGOMGOMG

And thanks Wen Qi who's currently daoing me.
I'm expecting about 10 minghaos in your reply.

BYE.

29: Make your move, before I’m gone. Because people change, and hearts move on

2010-08-31T21:42:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHORTIE SIYING!

(Since that stupid girl is bhb enough to ask me for a dedication)
(Oh btw stupid girl, font is in brown because brown = milo, and coincidentally brown = shit)
(HAHAHA omg ngee siang i feel like I'm scolding our Barbarella Chantel Thomas with all the 'stupids')

ANYWAY.
Teachers' Day celebrations todayyy.
Rachel told me about her and Angela seeing someone rather freaky in the locker room that day and I'm scared till now dammit.
Then we started bullying Angela.
Then yay school ended and Dora and I ran like mad out of the school but there weren't alot of taxis so we ended up waiting like gundoos along with a whole bunch of other people.
Vernetta and her CAPS people got a cab which was like 7 seater so all 7 of us squeezed onto it.
Went Dora's place to eat stuff and watch stuff.
Then walked to FPS at 130.
Met Jiayu and Xueli and a whole lot of people then went in.
Photoed here and there then Jiayu Liqing Shimin Nicole Stephanie and I went tampines :D

CAUGHT INCEPTION. FINALLY.
Dinnered at Popeyeee.
We walked past this poster advertising for some slimming programme.
And when people would usually notice how slim the model was, Shimin went to take note of the size of her um, below part.
Laughed like mad down the escalator then pei-ed Stephanie buy her stuff at cold storage and left at 730.

TOMORROW. MUG SCIENCE.
Bye I'm on my way to nolifeness woohoo.

P/S
Angela = Barbarella Chantal Thomas (Y)

P/S/S
Shiying = Mohammad Sabrine Bin Abdul Hakim Cruella De Vil Susanna (Y) (Y)

28 Too in-a-rush to think of a title

2010-08-28T18:55:00.003+08:00

CIP with Joelle today :D
The folding paper cranes no life thingy.
But nvm 3 cip hours heh.

Met Joelle at 830 and breakfasted at kfc.
Circlelined to Bishan then walked to RI.
Registered then went into their LT and folded stuff and talked and laughed and o(o)gled at the emcee for 3 hours.
Joelle met her RI friend who was training or smt.
And he cramped while talking halfway.
I like cool people. (Y)

Lunched at Junction8
Went foodcourt then i bought my food then joelle went to buy her food then sean lew and tobias came to gl then sean lew and tobias went back to their seats then joelle came back then we finished our food then circlelined back.
Okay I want to watch my show omg i can hear the theme song playing already okay byebye

27: I wouldn't want my guy to hug me, hold me or kiss me everyday, I just want my guy to be you

2010-08-25T22:26:00.004+08:00

Okay hi Ngee Siang I know you're reading this.

YESTERDAY
Mugged with Rachel Siying Angela Ngeesiang in 2C.
So Ngee Siang was bullying Angela again by asking her to go down canteen buy 70cents milo and 3000 fishballs for him.
Jeffrey asked for sashimi from Japan.
I asked for crabroll and milkcurd which apparently all got sold out.
So they came up with nothing for me to eat ):
Anyway mugged geog while Ngee Siang commed the whole time.

Left at 6 cause uncle came to lock classrooms.
Went outside 2C instead and Ngee Siang started scaring Angela by claiming to see things she didn't see and yes I was freaked out too okay let's not talk about this it's night time now.
Used Rachel's labtop to take stupid photos.

Then decided to go home.
So we took the lift.
At first we were all evenly spread out in the lift then some idiot went to say 'Eh Rachel come over here, there got something' which got Rachel scrambling over. Which got Angela scrambling over. And my chest suffered.
I bet the whole lift was tilting to one side.
It reached the first floor and the bloody metal thing was down meaning we couldn't get out so Ngee Siang started screaming which made all of us scream because we've never heard a guy scream so high pitched in our entire lives.
Pressed 2nd floor then we all got out panting like we just had an asthma attack.
I wanted to go music atrium to see see so we went in.
Opened the door to the staircase which leads to the backgate and none of us wanted to be lagging behind cause the place was damn dark.
Went through the door then realised that the staircase was locked and Ngee Siang started screaming and the whole damn cycle repeated again and we chionged up the stairs back into the atrium.
Ran back to the foyer and whoo 158 bus stop.
158ed home with Ngee Siang then Xiyu Jerrold Louis came to bus stop and Xiyu told scary stories which idk why Jerrold found funny and started laughing like a horse.
AND WE WENT HOME.
Omg I can't believe I remembered so much.

TODAY
Mugged with the same noobs minus Siying.
She had training ):
Anyway mugged geog again and Angela got bullied again.
Ngee Siang was freaking me out with his stupid are-you-sure-i'm-ngee-siang shit.
Studied more todayyy then left at 630 cause uncle came to lock.
Waited outside 2C for Angela's mother to come.
Took a dumb video of Angela chasing Ngee Siang for her bag.

Took the lift and the same thing happened (HAHA)
Angela's mum fetched us home and we were pretending to be really guaikiahs on the car.
Played the video and we started laughing like lunatics.
Sent Rachel home first and omg her condo is nice.
Dropped me and Ngee Siang off and Bedok and I went to fetch my dear dumb brother.
AND WE WENT HOME.

I need to sleep.
PEOPLE SHAVE YOUR ARMPITS BYEEE.

26: I hate bees that choose your apartment to trespass

2010-08-23T00:13:00.003+08:00

Hi it's like 1230 and I'm doing gong han on lined foolscap paper because I ran out of the nicenice squarish ones, in the dark cause my brother's sleeping and talking to himself again.
And the top left hand corner of my head hurts like shit and idk why oh no.

Btw sorry Ling Ngee Siang for pmsing to you for like the whole of last week (yu tong says I'm the only person she's seen telling people she's having pms). Idk lah I got ap or smt lol. Blah solay. ):

EOYS ARE IN 6 WEEKS OH LET'S CELEBRATE AT MACS TOMORROW. BYE.

25: Clowns are scary

2010-08-15T22:40:00.004+08:00

HI WENQI YOUR EPORTFOLIO'S SO FRIGGIN THICK I'VE BEEN TRYING TO STAPLE IT FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES.
So not my fault if you see alot of holes at the corner tomorrow :D
And can you stop being so cute cause whenever I'm chatting with you I happen to be drinking water and when you say something retarded I'll choke. Waste water -.-

Hmm.
Shit this I don't know when all my tests are and people are having their history tests like tomorrow and I don't know when all my tests are. Omg I hate LA.

A: I hate la lah
B: You hate what?
A: I HATE LA LAH
B: YOU HATE WHAT?
A: I hate LA lah
B: Oh you hate la
A: I hate what?

I randomly came up with this while walking to tuition today and started laughing damn loudly in the mrt station.
Damn bloody paiseh and there was this ah beng behind me who laughed the Randall laugh which made me stare at him. Which made me stare back. Which made him give the Jing Heng eyebrow thing. Which made me look away. Seriouslyyy.
Today was boomz wo xi huan.

P/S Wen Qi your thing is not stapled yet.

24: You talk for hours but you're wasting lines

2010-08-12T17:50:00.004+08:00

Hi I just got up from sleeping on my bed in my uniform and contacts.
(No Sylvia don't ask stupid stuff like why I change into uniform go sleep.)
And my knee hurts like hell idk why.

I NEED TO WATCH INCEPTION.
The whole world's blogging tumblring twittering about how nice and amazing and awesome it is and that there's a freaking spinning top (WHY ON EARTH WOULD THERE BE A SPINNING TOP) and it feels damn noob sitting in front of the computer going harh really ah.

Ling Ngee Siang prank called me using Rachel's phone saying Rachel was kidnapped by him and he wanted ransom and all that shit you see in dramas.
I freaked out and started walking damn fast around Eastpoint Mall level 4.
Then I realised I had dental appointment in like 5 minutes so I told him 'Eh sorry I got dental appointment don't kill her first'.
I totally forgot about it till next morning when I saw Rachel do the raise-eyebrow thing she always does at me.

I realised. Shiying don't like monkeys. In any form ):

23 Stop being such a magnet or I'll drop you

2010-08-08T20:10:00.004+08:00

Xiyu I dreamt that your balloon/handphone strap exploded. I screamed myself up man.

Wednesday went Wen Qi's place to run with her after school.
AND
I DON'T KNOW WHY WE HAD TO RUN ALONG THE RIVER.
I DON'T KNOW WHY THERE HAD TO BE A PETROL STATION NEAR THE RIVER.
I DON'T KNOW WHY THERE HAD TO BE A 7-ELEVEN IN THE PETROL STATION.
Okay lah we went in and ate more than we ran.
FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLL ):

National Day celebrations was nice.
And I fear for the 1K guy.
Sylvia Gan was damn cute haha.
After that Sorcerer's Apprentice at klp with Yu Ru and Michelle.
Screamed national day songs on the way there with Chua while Michelle acted like she didn't know us.
Saw Clara on the way there with her friends,
And Vernetta + her softball group.
And they watched Sorcerer's Apprentice too :D
Laughed like mad with Chua in the cinema while Michelle kept shh-ing us.

Saturday was December Rains with uh 2A 2B 2E 2J 2K.
Niceee
After that dinner with Xiyu at Whitesands.
Then she went home and I went home :D

3l3anor: b.tw,if u 1 go his part 2 concert wif me n my friends tag me in my blog....confirm e date wif u soon
3l3anor: oi....must u push all e blame 2 him???He already found tt juz tt he dun 1 2 end e game faster...
HAHA I was joking about that part seh chill. When's his concerttt? Sms me heheh

AUDREY: LOL HAHA. I SEE YOUR HIDDEN ' i think po is so cute ' IN THE COMMENTS. OMG LOL xD
HAHHA yepp at least cuter than Si Ying tsk.

Michelle: yo mak. :D taggedddd :)
Yo chio. :D tag repliedddd :)

Wen Qi: luo zhi xiang's hand is at the wrong place, dear jasmine. (:
HAHAHA I just realised. But nvm it makes him look sexy :D

ESTELLA: TSK JASMINE MAK
HAHA

SIYING: po no need shy. i know you loveee meee. :D
Mai act cute. You grow till 160 I'll call you cute. HAHA JK. Happy growing womannn.

22: You never realise how much you like someone till you watch him like someone else

2010-07-31T21:53:00.004+08:00

Omg I can't believe I forgot this but
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY XIAOZHU
Hi you know you're on tv now and I'm very happy cause you're so cute and DUMB you just walked past the thing and you didn't notice. Cute nevertheless. Oh and I remember that time when you were hosting your show and you were supposed to stretch and touch your toes and HAHA your hands couldn't even go past your knee and it was damn funny watching you try and try and try and try and try but fail. But it's abit weird cause you dance well but you aren't flexible O.O And I liked you in hi my sweetheart and I think you're damn pei with Rainie and I think she very cute (cause she got a mole near her eye just like me) and that show made me cry like shit and I don't dare to watch other romance shows now it's all your fault and see lah you made me hate the xiao ma wei guy. Oh damn I feel like posting all your videos with xiao gui but it would lag the shit out of other people's computer and I think my own labtop also cannot tahan then explode I ask you how. Anyway your birthday was yesterday but freak those common tests and projects and presentations and irritating people who made me forget. Kk the end.

Uh played with juniors today and idk who won who lost.
Then lunch at kampong arang with Shiying Jamie Stella.
Cady was having photoshoot and Dora was accompanying her so yeah.
And stupid Seowww had fsps/fps/fpsp or something like that lah. So she didn't go for training.
And ended up staring at nerds ( according to her)

Got home and I found out something not very nice.
Freak this lah pretty people get everything they want. Sometimes even more.

AUDREY: like you love me:D
Hee :D

ESTELLA: OH SHUSH JASMINE LIKES ME THE MOST (:
Sorry dark chocolate cake not my type.

SIYING: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. tooooooooooooooooooo baaaaaaaaaad. :D
I think
AUDREY.: aw how saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad ):
Po
SIYING: po loves me more than she loves audrey.
Is
AUDREY.: po dont love you
So cute.

ESTELLA: POTTY PRODUCTIONS FAILLLLL
HAHA yeah lor, make him emo somemore ):

SIYING: AND YES, PO LOVES ME MORE. RIGHTTT?
SIYING: U SHORT LAHH. ME TALLER.
SIYING: WHOOTS.
SIYING: HOI. MILO = <3>
Hi I would like to have a cup of hot milo please.

AUDREY.: I THINK PO LOVES US FOR TAGGING DUDE:D
AUDREY.: and chocolate milk nicer :3
AUDREY.: but me too!D:
AUDREY.: u short siaaa:D
AUDREY.: AGREED O.O WHAT KINDA REPLY IS THAT. HAHAH
HAHA your "but me too!D:" was damn cute. Yes I love yall for tagging. LOL so lively. Hmm yeah i think so too, Siying chocolate milk nicer than milo. Healthier.

SIYING: AND HI, IM NOT SHORT. ): MILO ROCKS <3
SIYING: :O I JUST NOTICED THE GRAMMAR ERROR OHMYNEH.
HAHA yeah loh, you not short ah. Ey how come whenever I walk past you like got about one head diff ah.

21

2010-07-24T22:59:00.003+08:00

Spend a long time thinking up the captions.
Hehe I like this photo. Though Wen Qi and I look wrong.

Dsa day todayyy.
Kfc with Seow in the morning and she wanted to save money by settling for coffee instead of changing to milo but in the end she ended up wasting the coffee cause she put ten thousand tons of sugar inside and it tasted too horrible for her. If you get what I mean.
Reached school and went to front gate find dsa people and asked the security guard to help us take phto (WTH?!).
Macs with babas + yixuan hanyi
After that went playground with babas and did retarded things like stuffing leaves in Wen Qi's leaf-attracting hair.
While Jamie tried to make every single one of Wen Qi's clips stand.
158ed with Xiyu and Wen Qi
Poor Dora.

Yah then. Byebye.

20: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like little yellow guys?

2010-07-21T21:42:00.004+08:00

DESPIPIPIPIPICABLE ME with Estella Shiying NgeeSianggg.
It was nice hehe. Little yellow guys running all about.

Oh and jiaolian scolded me on tuesday and I think he made alot of sense haha.
Who ask me think I very pro hor.
I thought about it all the way home man.
Scary cause usually I'd just forget after training ends.
Blah next time don't be so irresponsible jiu shi le.

BACK TO DESPICABLE ME DAY.
Walked from DHS to klp and sang 'Peng you' by zhouhuajian and screamed like some lunatics on the way.
The walk seemed damn short lol.
When to check tickets then yogurted.
OKAY and we took our first zilians in our lives.
Damn gross haha and we were imitating ahem.

Circlelined back and Ngee Siang wanted to use the toilet so I waited for him for ten million hours and I almost wanted to go home cause I thought that he had already sneaked home and this was another of his tricks to make me waste time.
But I waited for another 5 minutes and he came out whoo.

OKAY.
TOMORROW POTTY PRODUCTIONS WHOOSH.

SIYING: agreed.
AUDREY: hi im duck.
SIYING: CHEY. I GIVE YOU FACE. :D OHMY HOLY AWESOMENESS.
AUDREY.: orh ok lor, i didnt say im not noob:) im humbleeee:0
AUDREY.: I WIN. U CANNOT BEAR TO IGNORE ME RITE I KNOW:D
SIYING: HOH. I SHALL STOP IGNORING. AUDREY NOOB! :D
AUDREY.: orh ok. ignore more than. SIYING IS NOOBYER THAN MEEEEE:D
HI. YOU ALL TWO BHB UNTIL VERY LI HAI HOR.

Wen Qi: huh what S like C?
Haha this one you dk one lah. Yucwl <3 style="font-weight: bold;">SIYING: HI. I SHALL NICE AND HOLY AND IGNORE RUDE COMMENTS. TEEHEE. :DD
Grammar faillllllll. Haha I'm craving for milo oh man.

AUDREY: dear po, cause siying very fun to kachiao:DD
HAHA can see, short somemore hor.

Wo ai Agnes. Ta hen ke ai.

19: Every minute's like an hour, every hour's like a day

2010-07-17T19:04:00.007+08:00

Omg her legs very nice like Jamie.

I WANT TO WATCH DESPICABLE ME AHH.

Anyway yesterday centrestage.
Went to support Chua and coughdarickcough.
Whoo okay reached home at 1130.
Kept sleeping on the train cause damn tired.
Then I missed 2 bloody traffic lights cause I was leaning on the traffic light pole thingy sleeping.
My contacts were drying up like a desert.

Humanities Challenge today :D
Omg chiobu damn cute.
Heh.
Then kfc for lunch and bugis with Estella and Shiying.
Ate yogurt there and Shiying got her geek specs.

I WANT TO WATCH DESPICABLE ME.

Oh shit Shiying I think Wen Qi and I like each other the way S likes C. LOL.

AUDREY: o.o why estella hate tumblr?
AUDREY: HAHA SIYING. U LEAVE LA YOU! xD
LOL how come never see you so fierce to mindy huh hmm.

SIYING: BAH AUDREY BAH. YOU CAN LEAVE NOW. ^___________^
Hahaha,

ESTELLA: hey i'm hungry. AND I HATE TUMBLR. kthxbai
Haha relaxxx, ask someone like Jalyn about the codes lorh hehe.

AUDREY: eeee. then feed you to the sharks:) you can go be paul the octopus <: sorry, im ealth conscious;)
Paul should get fried and eaten after world cup! :D

SIYING: IM TOO SWEET LIAO. LATER U EAT ME KENNA DIABETICS HOW. :DDD WHOOOTS. :D
Sweetest down here lah. Hmm Milo also contain alot of sugar. Bad for health.

AUDREY.: i think you should chop of some of you for me:) i think maybe you'll be bitter though!/:
AUDREY.: hi siying. sorry. im not hungry now:D and i know im not sweet so yea:(
:D

Jerome: Hey again!!
Lol hi (:

SIYING: HI AUDREY. GO EAT URSELF OR SMTHING. TSKKKK. POOF
HAHA HOW DO YOU EXPECT HER TO DO THAT.

AUDREY: LOL SIYING. DUH COS YOU'LL BE THINKIN : i love milo i love milo i like love milo O:
HMM. I see Milo. I mean the person Milo.

yutong: why the titles of your post all chinese one O.O
Haha those are song lyrics. And they describe how I feel so yeppp.

Cheryl: You watch autumn concerto too?!?! :-)
Yep xiaoxiaobin

SIYING: HI AUDREY. PC ROCKS. ^^ OKAY RANDOM BYE.
HMM why, make you think of Milo ah.

AUDREY.: LOL MAK:D SIYING TOLD ME ABOUT THE PC THING xD and she said you were attentive, LOL! xD
TSK WHAT. Buttt it's good to be attentive okay, see your senior so guai one. Hehe, AND WHERE'S MY DEDICATION POST.

Michelle: HI MAK! :D tagged prettywoman ! :D
Lol bu shi. Oh what's your new blog url btwwww

Bye.

18: I just realised why people start opening conversations with me telling me they very 感动

2010-07-11T23:37:00.004+08:00

What the hell my butt's cramping. Seriously
Anyway it's 1145 now and there's this bloody hell mosquito zwooming around the computer screen.
Finished math report and Joelle just told me that tomorrow may not be the deadline and I feel like chopping my brains. Wait why would I want to chop my own brains. That would be dumb.
I can smell my SIP decomposing from here and I have no idea how I'm gonna sleep with the stench later good luck Jasmine.
And my floor's full of pieces of paper that i cut out from the math RS cards THAT MAY NOT BE DUE TOMORROW. Oh god stop reminding me.

Training and PE tomorrow.
Diediedie.
Oh and I should really stop bending over and start panting like a mad dog after like what, 2 layups?
Starting tomorrow hmm.

OMG MY BROTHER JUST TALKED IN HIS SLEEP BYEBYE.

17: 我的关心你依然无动于衷我的以为只是我以为

2010-07-08T17:18:00.005+08:00

Me: Wth can you do in 10 minutes?!
Seow: Say minghaorocks 2000 times.

PC was nice :D
Okay angel& mortal was nice.
The love and infatuation part was.. nvm.
Rachel wrote me a whole letter telling me my butt wasn't hot ):

Then recess.
How can you do this to me!
WTHLOL ESTELLA SHIYING NGEESIANG.

LSP was taken over by history? :D
He brought his tank again ._.
HAHA I think Mu Rong is damn cute.

Math test wasn't nice ugh.
Circle lined with Wen Qi and alot of dumb things happened like her doing 100m sprint with her vanilla cone from macs to paya lebar station.
Okay I better not say anything else or she'll attack me with her minghaorocks tomorrow.

Jerome: hey!
Haha hi,
shiying: hahah you know my first answer is 6 eh. and yay lets high about shuaiges. :D nickhun nickhun nickhun
Haha you this type of person, more than 6 lah. Yay I like. And Kevin not shuai meh. I kan4 lai2 kan4 qu4 still very shuai ._.
ESTELLA: I MADE A NEW LIST
ESTELLA: and yes you shall high about chiobus with me before death
ESTELLA: wow spam ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no
ESTELLA: WHAT WILL OUR FUTURE GENERATION DO
ESTELLA: their population will eventually die out and that means extinction
ESTELLA: and then they will not be able to catch any zebras or other nice looking animals
ESTELLA: when they become fat, they will not be able to run fast enough because of their weight problem
ESTELLA: lions should not be selfish or they will become fat
ESTELLA: i still like my answer for question four.
Ily Estella. From question 4 can link to chiobus. ANYWAY I think fishballs are prettier than that .. victoria or smt. Hehe i wanna see the listttttttt.

我感动天感动地怎么感动不了你

明明知道没有结局却还死心塌地

我感动天感动地怎么感动不了你

总相信爱情会有奇迹都是我骗自己
- 感动天感动地 by 宇桐非

16: 爱转角以后的街能不能有我来陪

2010-07-04T12:07:00.003+08:00

I'M BORED.

15: I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye

2010-06-30T21:38:00.005+08:00

Write the first answer that came to your mind. Fill it out first before scrolling down!

1. In front of you, you see a number of insects. How many are there?
One nice ant. And I squash it.

2. You were walking through the jungle when you saw something move past you. What (animal) is it?
Rabbit

3. You're sitting on a chair about to cross your legs. Which side of your leg do you cross over? Left or Right?
Right

4. You're on a safari jeep driving through the Safari ranch, and you see a lion feeding on the dead animal carcass. How do you feel?
Aw sad.

5. When you usually pour a drink, up to what percentage of the cup do you pour?
60%

6. There are candles burning in front of you. How many candles are there?
3

7. A ship ready to take off by the harbour, makes a blasting horn sound. How long does it go on for?
3 seconds

8. You went into a room and it's all white, how do you feel?
Scared

9. You're walking through a desert, how many pairs of shoes would you take with you?
3 pairs

10. You feel like drinking hot chocolate, and you open the cupboard. How many cups are there?
2

11. A baby is crying, the doorbell's ringing and water is boiling on the stove. In what order would you resolve the situation?
Water, baby, doorbell

12. You see an abandoned property (house). Is the door open or closed?
Closed

13. You get on a plane for the first time. How do you feel during takeoff?
Yayyyy-ish.

14. You design your own house and draw a house plan. In the living room, is the ceiling considerably high or low?
High

15. You see an angel of death. He said that he'll give you a one day to do whatever you want before he takes you to the afterlife. How would you spend the one last day on earth?
Confess to the person I like, high about chiobus with Estella, high about shuaiges with Shiying, eat with Xiyu for one last time and watch the pretty sunset whoo. (Lol I sound damn prepared to die.)

--

1. The number of people that pisses you off right now.
Oh um sad for you.

2. How people see you.
:D

3. What you see in people : Right leg- personality Left leg- Appearance/looks
Lol I don't think so.

4. The feeling after watching porn for the first time.
Aw sad. Haha wthh

5. The level of your self-esteem.
60%. Aiyoh pathetic

6. The number of people you can love at the same time.
3. Pop, Mok, Nai. :D

7. Average time you spend kissing.
3 seconds.

8. Feeling right before your death.
Scared. Yeppp,

9. The number of relationships you will have before marriage.
3 ._.

10. The number of your TRUE friends
2

11. What you value the most in opposite sex: Baby- virtue, Doorbell- appearance, Water- wealth.
Wealth, Virtue, Appearance. I like the first one :D

12. The door represents your heart. (i.e. determines how open your heart is)
Closed.

13. Feeling after 'first kiss'.
Yayyy-ish.

14. The level of your pride.
High.

15. What you want to do right now.
Say I love you to everyone I love, high about chiobus with Estella, high about shuaiges with Shiying, eat with Xiyu for one last time and watch the pretty sunset whoo. Yep true.

Tagged by Yu Tong on facebook :D
Anyway training was cancelled because of rain.
So we're going tomorrow instead ._.

Youth Day celebration was nice :D
And the latin dance was wowz.
EDS drama was nicenicenicenice.
Okay yay tags

SIYING: DONGGGGGGGG. LAME. but i like. :DDD
HAHA milo leh of course you like. Hehe

deon: HELLO HAHA HERE TO TAG :D
Hehe okay ty and nice emceeing for youth day LOL.

JIAYU: and he's better than your yellow chicduck picture
JIAYU: You tagged that TAECYEON is blinding your eyes. DUH. HE IS LIKE SO SHUAI AND OMG
Nono he's blinding my eyes the negative way. And he looks like monkey! :D

Wen Qi: 爱只有简单笔画却比想象复杂 HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA I KNOW THIS IS SHOW LUO'S SONG :D
Hahaha yep damn nice right! Rainie + Show very cute tgt yayz.

I think Seow Wen Qi is awesome. Period (LOL Wen Qi, not that 'period'.)
Kbye.

14: 爱只有简单笔画却比想象复杂

2010-06-30T18:50:00.005+08:00

Okay I really really really regret telling Seow Wen Qi so much about Mr Ng.
And I really really really regret promising her I'll find out his full name.

Yay today started at 815 and ended at 315.
No hot spa during recess ): HAHA SHIYING.
Bused home with Wen Qi.
So I was sitting beside her on the bus while she was comparing minghao and Mr Ng which is quite dangerous.

Dinosaur by Ke$he just made me laugh for 2 minutes.
Okay yes I'm weird I laugh at weird stuff.

Chow: HI HERE'S MY TAG. Who said the "familiar JASMINE MAK" lol
Haha, that was Wen Qi lol. Kkkkk ty :D

SIYING: eh. the convo so cute. :D
Hehe I think so too (: HAHAH you know what, one day if someone proposes to me, I go "Sorry you're not my cup of milo". HHAHAHAHAHA okay lame.

再见。

13: 也许我太过天真，以为奇迹会发生

2010-06-28T17:50:00.005+08:00

Didn't go for breakfast at macs with the two chaodah people cause had to go school meet Jaren and Hui Zhong for history.
Woke up at 6 and I was like shit so started rushing.
The sky was still damn dark and I was walking from circle line to school.
Oh I'm reminded of last time I was walking to school when I heard my name being called from behind and I got freaked out and I started walking damn fast.
Then turned out it was Jaren.
But nvmmm on the bright side I reached school early.
Reached at 645 and chionged project.

PE.
Volleyball ~

Recess.
Hmm my whole arm smells of korean noodles now.
Shiying we're all too weak to take Bong on, she'll meet her match one day be assured.

Assembly.
Tan Ming Quan's photo appeared big and nice on the screen and I was searching the whole PAC for Wen Qi.
Oh guess what she's seen that photo before.
Her stalking skills ownz.

Science.
Changed teacher for physics haha.
Miss Lim Ern Chze? Or smt like that.

Went to eat yogurt with Poot.
Was walking out of the school gate when this super duper familiar 'JASMINE MAK' came from behind.
Normal people would run so we ran LOL.
But Seow Wen Qi saw us at the bus stop and she started talking about having a popular card and the mighty discounts.
Truly impressing huh Poot.

Mrted to Pasir Ris and bought yogurt with Poot.
For the first time in my entire life, I ate more than her.
Then she went home and I went home.
And wth I'm supposed to eat less but I'm eating instant noodles now.
Sorry Jasmine D:

BYE.

12: Boy you deserve to be with somebody like me

2010-06-23T18:13:00.003+08:00

Boy: You know what?
Girl: What?
Boy: Next time i see you, don't wear that skirt again, it's too revealing.
Girl: Why? I thought you loved that skirt.
Boy: Next time, wear something that reaches to your ankles.
Girl: Ok whatever!
Boy: A dress that reaches to your ankles.. and wear long white gloves that reach to your elbows.
Girl: What?
Boy: Trust me.
Girl: What are you trying to do? Hide me from everyone?
Boy: Do up your hair as well real pretty.
Girl: Are you listening to what I'm saying? You're so conservative, don't choke me like this... Are you kidding me?
Boy: I'm dead serious.
Girl: You know I don't like guys who boss me around.
Boy: ... Wear a veil.
Girl: ... What?
Boy: Wear this ring too.
Girl: ....
Boy: Marry me.

Okay hihihihihi HI.
Training today at 8 ._.
SOMEBODY went to pangseh me cause she wanted to take car to school.
Anw training was. Uh okay. Lol.
Computer lab with Wen Qi after that cause she met up with her friends to do maths project.
So I extraed in a corner.
Then macs with Seow, Chrystal and Ben Tan.
Told alot of ghost stories so now I'm scared of lifts, toilets, beds and cement.
SEMEN WEN QI SEMEN.
Circled lined with Wen Qi to Pasir Ris cause she wanted to check out stuff :D
Then she went home and I went home and yay.

AUDREY: LOL. HAHAHA, ya, seeing you makes my day<: HAHAHA. and o.o i like hi my sweetheart! xDD
Haha show luo very cute rightttttt. Hahah seeing mindy makes your day more dayrer. Okay wth lol.

Wen Qi: *D:
Wen Qi: now i cant find my wu zun DL
Wen Qi: HAHA hi jasmine i see my name (: and i totally agree with you for that kpop thing dominating CC (:
): It's not that they're evil or what, just that no more space for show luo or jerry yan this type of people D:

Vernetta: Yeah lol past damn fast, so suck ): Anyway nice skin, love it! :) hahahahhaha so random. okay :)
Haha kkkkk ty, yeap haaha enjoy your last few days of slacking lol (:

Show's over for you, jasmine.

12: Why should I hold on to this friendship when you've already let go?

2010-06-21T22:09:00.005+08:00

HI. I'm irritated. Boomz man boomz.
Anyway.
Morning went Wen Qi's condo play ball :D
Spinned and halfmooned and chuan jiaoed and realised that our stamina is like shit in toilet bowl.
Oh wait. WE STUDIED BEFORE THAT :D
She lent me her modern text version of MOV to read and I'm up to act 3 now.
Talked while we studied and everything was about minghao and _____. Heh Wen Qi heh.
Then went down play ball but apparently the security guards weren't there to unlock the bball court gate and we had to walk the whole bloody condo upside down to find him.
Played till 1230 then walked with the madwoman to 7-eleven to buy stuff then chionged home to bathe.

Met Pamelyn at 2 at Tampines.
Jiayu had camp ):
Eleanor had work ):
Shimin was there with Nicole and the others :D
Jasmine Ong was in China being a chicken. According to Pamelyn.

Comics Connection with her for over one hour ._.
I was telling her how irritating it was that kpop were dominating the whole Comics Connection leaving no space for shuai people like Show Luo and Jerry Yan when Run Devil Run started playing damn loudly from next door.
Wellllllllllllllll.
(Kevin from Ukiss is hot though.)

Me: Why are we even here?
Pamelyn: For your bra.

(Loud enough for an uncle 10 metres away to turn around and stare at us.)

Did alot of stupid stuff then bused with her to bedok at 6.
Talked about the student care days aahah.
And imitated the way Mr Lim cocks his head when he scolds people.
And talked about how Jing Wei would sing his Gatsby song in the middle of tuition.
And talked about how Ye Han digged his nose.
And talked about how Xin Rui taught us his so called professional seducing methods.
And talked about how I was the top student (in his class)
Hmm.
I liked today alot.

Kk tag replies.

Chow: LOL thanks for highlighting my response ^^
Uhh no problem :D

Wen Qi: *wrongly
Wen Qi: JASMINE MAK that shopwithkuso guy just spelled fahrenheit wronly. D:<
Haha relax for _ rocks
Chow: *she
Chow: JASMINE MAK that Wen Qi girl just spelled wrongly wrongly. D:<>Okay there's training tomorrow at 130.
Eating at Kampong Arang with Seow tomorrow for lunch.
Save money lol.

Wen Qi.

Then just go. Besides, I’ll be waiting for you to come back, waiting for you to come back into my life. If our lives were a game of monopoly, no matter how many times you restart it, the outcome would be the same because you are my destiny.

Autumn's Concerto

11: I like you calling me geeky mushroom head. - Hi, My Sweetheart!

2010-06-17T09:59:00.004+08:00

Lol chow.

Kkkkkk.
Maths RS is still surviving :D
History project's surviving too :D
SIP's screwed ):
But nvm one more week.

Finished Autumn's Concerto.
Whoo it's damn nice.
Xiaoxiaobin ~ His hair is like. WOWOMGDIDYOUREBONDIT.

Kk byebye
Katekyo Hitman Reborn?

Mu Rong:D : Boo. Deon replied you hee. Okay attempts to reply you failed. bye. HAHA.
Haha i just went to see. Yup hahaha kkk :D

Chow: I mean link miie =(
Chow: Hi, can you tag miie =(
Yep done both haha :D

SYLVIA: hello(: tagged! :-D
Hey ahha, ty laopo :D

ESTELLA: and no jasmine you're not famous
ESTELLA: OH YES NINE NINE NINE
HEE HEE. 9999999999. Huh famous? o.o

Angelina: Hello (: TAG & relink. thks (:
Haha thanks and relinked :D

AUDREY: yeaaaaa! this hols pasted sooo fast X.X
Yeah. But nvm school reopen can see jasmine :D

3l3anor: tagged....
Haha xie xie ni :D

AUDREY: o.o yea yea true xD HAHA. U SENT THAT MSG TO UR MUM? lol xD
Haha I didn't. But I messaged her and she didn't reply ):

I like you calling me geeky mushroom head.
I like you hitting me 800 times a day.
I like the voice you have when you read English.
I like you being drunk and I carrying you back home.
I like sleeping in class but is very serious when writing the report.
I like you liking Pink Panther like me and know who is his friend… I like you.
You’re not the type of girl I would like, but I just like you.

Lin Da Lang. Why you so cute.

It's a beautiful night

92: You have a right to be happy. Fight for it.

91: I'm tired of being tired of being tired

90: Don't be defined by others. But without others, you're most probably a nobody.

89: There's always someone prettier, smarter and nicer.

88: The feeling you get when your brain argues with your heart

87: What are words when you really don't mean them when you say them?

86: But you can't hold on to water, it fills you up but never stays

85: It's been long

84: There's a point in life when you get tired of chasing, but it's not giving up. It's realising you don't need certain people and their crap.

83: I don't care how we met. All that matters is that we did.

82: Investing your emotions in someone. That's scary.

81: Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand

80: You have no idea what you're doing to my brain

79: Don't say you understand. You won't understand till you've lived 15 damn years being a loser. You don't know.

78: Hot guys catch the eye but bad guys catch the heart. The world's screwed like this!

77: Wish upon a wishing well

76: May the babas be as gentle as rabbits in this rabbit year

75: Money is not the only thing. It's everything.

74: Tell me all that matters is me being me

73: Toyo Glue Stick Non-toxic

72: I threw my dirty clothes into the dustbin and Kitkat wrapper into the washing machine

71: You're the basket to my ball

70: Tired.

69: Is a dandelion a lion, then?

68: Omfg 69's up next

67: Wen Qi! 67!

66: Another important thing that becomes less important as time passes

65: What follows a perfect ending?

64: JAPAN

63: 而命运的网能解开多少

62: You ugly toad from the land of ugly toads who would want you except me damn you you just screwed up my happy Monday and Tuesday. HI.

61: Happiness I choose you

60: I'm trying to think of the shortest title possible but apparently this isn't working

59: You're something between a mystery and the world's most precious gem

58: So shag I can't think of a decent title

57: Can you hear the bells ringing far, far away?

56: You got me mesmerised, so hypnotised

55: I would appreciate it if you could just tell me in the face that I'm not good enough

54: Why doesn't Oh Ha Ni like Gi Tae?!?!

53: Friendships end, sometimes without leaving the slightest trail

52

51 And I wonder if I ever cross your mind

50

49 No matter what class you get in, you're still you

48 Because not everything that counts can be counted

47

46

45

44

43

42: I told her, loving you is my specialty

41: When things reach the point of no turning back, don't you turn back

Behind every successful man is a capable woman

)))))))))))))))))))))))))):

38: I feel like we're on two ends of the earth

Nothing much, you just happened to me

36: I wished upon 1111 and I wished it on you, it's been 4 nights but nothing's come true

35: Cause I don't mind being late for school if I'm dreaming a dream with you in it

34: It's freezing colddd

33: When you need me, but do not want me, then I must stay. When you want me, but no longer need me, then I have to go - Nanny McPhee

32: All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you

31: I hate spraining stuff

30: Who are you? Tell me for more certainty, albeit I'll swear that I do know your tongue

29: Make your move, before I’m gone. Because people change, and hearts move on

28 Too in-a-rush to think of a title

27: I wouldn't want my guy to hug me, hold me or kiss me everyday, I just want my guy to be you

26: I hate bees that choose your apartment to trespass

25: Clowns are scary

24: You talk for hours but you're wasting lines

23 Stop being such a magnet or I'll drop you

22: You never realise how much you like someone till you watch him like someone else

21

20: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like little yellow guys?

19: Every minute's like an hour, every hour's like a day

18: I just realised why people start opening conversations with me telling me they very 感动

17: 我的关心 你依然无动于衷 我的以为只是我以为

16: 爱转角以后的街 能不能有我来陪

15: I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye

14: 爱只有简单笔画 却比想象复杂

17: 我的关心你依然无动于衷我的以为只是我以为

16: 爱转角以后的街能不能有我来陪

14: 爱只有简单笔画却比想象复杂

13: 也许我太过天真，以为奇迹会发生